Good idea to bring condoms to a first date?

[Millennial_Messiah]

As in, keeping some in your car/trunk. Even if it's only a "walk in the park" casual first date since everything else is closed due to the 'rona. Good idea?

[monosylab1k]

I’m sure he’ll appreciate your thoughtfulness.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I’m sure he’ll appreciate your thoughtfulness.

if you're referring to my , then nah... if you're referring to my wallet/bank account after 9 months, then yeah

[monosylab1k]

if you're referring to my , then nah... if you're referring to my wallet/bank account after 9 months, then yeah

Are you a bottom or a power bottom?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Are you a bottom or a power bottom?

Have you stopped beating your husband?

[Chucho]

Are you a bottom or a power bottom?

His motto is "come one, come all".


That weirdo couldn't get to third base with a bowling ball.

[SpursforSix]

Are you a bottom or a power bottom?

I'm not sure the exact terminology but if there's a "giggle bottom", that's what he probably is.

[monosylab1k]

Have you stopped beating your husband?

Are you into bears or twinks?

[SpursforSix]

As in, keeping some in your car/trunk. Even if it's only a "walk in the park" casual first date since everything else is closed due to the 'rona. Good idea?

If it's with your mom, then condoms are a necessity.

[Chucho]

If it's with your mom, then condoms are a necessity.

[ChumpDumper]

As in, keeping some in your car/trunk. Even if it's only a "walk in the park" casual first date since everything else is closed due to the 'rona. Good idea?

The trunk?

You've never been on a date before.

[Reck]

I’m sure he’ll appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Are you a bottom or a power bottom?

His motto is "come one, come all".


That weirdo couldn't get to third base with a bowling ball.

Congrats on out derping derp, OP.

[Chucho]

The trunk?

You've never been on a date before.

He obviously doesn't have a wallet, either. LOL considering how obsessed he is with convincing this board that he isn't some insignificant schmuck with takes on everything.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm not sure the exact terminology but if there's a "giggle bottom", that's what he probably is.

is that when boutons_deux sticks his soviet pencil in your ass and you burst into laughter?

[Trill Clinton]

As in, keeping some in your car/trunk. Even if it's only a "walk in the park" casual first date since everything else is closed due to the 'rona. Good idea?

[Millennial_Messiah]

^ that's re ed tbh

[Xevious]

How's your big 'ol wife doing?

[Chad.]

It's up to you how far you want to take it, OP. You're in charge of having the logistics/plan to bring her back to her place, she's not going to magically do it for you. If you plan to take her home then yes, have them ready. She can decide to reject your advances, but she's not the one who'll be making the first moves