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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Covid hasn't improved it. I was hoping it would. Damn it. It's still a woman's world out there.

    Firsthand, 100% accurate proportion of "female" accounts on (non-pay) dating sites/apps.....


    Fake/trans/catfish/androgynous/bi/otherwise not an actual, living, breathing, cis female: 25%
    Downright putridly ugly/fat: 35%
    Mediocre to average looking, with a terrible personality/no personality: 20%
    Mediocre to average looking, with an interesting personality: 10%
    Attractive at first glance, but dumb as a ing rock, or with serious medical/other problems that they're hiding up front: 8%
    Attractive, smart, total package, won't talk to you unless you're her IDEAL internet match (that means >6'3", older than her, toned, tanned, ultra wealthy (preferably old-rich), basically a hollywood level model man): ~2%


    Why do us men even go on dating sites anymore? What's the purpose. It's a ing sham and a waste of time.

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    Mario GÖDze Bynumite's Avatar
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    Have you tried sharing your nfl takes with these women? That might help tbh.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Have you tried sharing your nfl takes with these women? That might help tbh.
    I dated an Eagle fan girl in West Philly (just across the bridge from Center City tbh) when I was there last fall and boy she was glued to the NFL and sports in general, like me. Maliya Ramsey was her name. Super hot, milk chocolate black girl with straightened hair, maybe a year or so younger than me, fine in all the right places except that icky elbow psoriasis she had. She had a weed and doughnut addict roommate in a crappy apartment that smelled like a basement from 1850. Regardless she put out and liked me a little too much. She even talked about the idea of me getting her pregnant and having my kids. But she got jealous when I went back to Texas after a month and then she found out I was married when I sent her a text I intended for my wife and so she blocked me, and that was the end of me and her.

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    Weren't you all excited about your wife being pregnant like five minutes ago?

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Weren't you all excited about your wife being pregnant like five minutes ago?
    she had the baby and I don't live with her because I can't work from home with her being at home 24/7 and nursing and always changing that crybaby and that crybaby waking me up every night the first week of her life I was there.

    I do pay for her and the baby's rent, food and all the baby products... I even bought my wife a brand new toyota highlander SUV with all wheel drive... that's better than 99.99% of husbands/fathers tbh.

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    Veteran Xevious's Avatar
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    she had the baby and I don't live with her because I can't work from home with her being at home 24/7 and nursing and always changing that crybaby and that crybaby waking me up every night the first week of her life I was there.

    I do pay for her and the baby's rent, food and all the baby products... I even bought my wife a brand new toyota highlander SUV with all wheel drive... that's better than 99.99% of husbands/fathers tbh.

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    Great thread

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    R.C. Drunkford TimDunkem's Avatar
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    OP isn't wrong but I was still having great one night stands up until things started getting serious here in Fat Antonio. Good luck if you're looking for anything more than that.

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    Jesus, can't imagine the horrors of using dating apps in San Antonio Must be like a trip to Seaworld.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Jesus, can't imagine the horrors of using dating apps in San Antonio Must be like a trip to Seaworld.
    Seaworld... growing up starting at the age of 9 all I ever did there was ride the roller coasters, especially the Steel Eel. Shamu...? Lame after you see it once or twice. Dating life in Denton @ UNT the first year was more like the roller coasters. Yeah, dating apps in San Antonio is like seeing Shamu shows. Those "hot" latinas we graduated with in senior year in high school are definitely not hot 7 years, 2 kids and a divorce later tbh.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    OP isn't wrong but I was still having great one night stands up until things started getting serious here in Fat Antonio. Good luck if you're looking for anything more than that.
    Because of the covid itself or because of the quarantine fifty?

    I always thought most of the "one night stand chicks" on the dating sites, except for maybe specifically tinder, were probably fakes/catfish/pimped up pros utes looking for pay for sex. Which as a man I would never do. I'd rather jack off all year than pay for sex. Paying for sex is the lowest a man can go, lower than sucking another dude's , tbh.

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    Jesus, can't imagine the horrors of using dating apps in San Antonio Must be like a trip to Seaworld.

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    OP isn't wrong but I was still having great one night stands up until things started getting serious here in Fat Antonio. Good luck if you're looking for anything more than that.
    This guy s

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    I've gotten few messages on Tiner Bumble and even Insta and didn't reply to any of them because I don't want to get Covid just because I'm horny
    Plus, I refuse to fap



    I'm so horny

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    Jesus, can't imagine the horrors of using dating apps in San Antonio Must be like a trip to Seaworld.
    No longer on the apps, have a pretty serious girl now. But, the women on the apps in San Antonio weren’t really any worse than girls on other cities tbh. I would turn on the app every new city I went to, to scout the local talent. During that time I went to Austin, Denver, Chicago, Dallas, Nashville, and San Diego.

    the only city that had noticeably more attractive women on average than the others was San Diego. Got damn those women though. Lordy!!

    Most other cities has a mix of attractive and uglies though

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    Veteran Isitjustme?'s Avatar
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    Have you tried sharing your nfl takes with these women? That might help tbh.

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    Have you tried sharing your nfl takes with these women? That might help tbh.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    No longer on the apps, have a pretty serious girl now. But, the women on the apps in San Antonio weren’t really any worse than girls on other cities tbh. I would turn on the app every new city I went to, to scout the local talent. During that time I went to Austin, Denver, Chicago, Dallas, Nashville, and San Diego.

    the only city that had noticeably more attractive women on average than the others was San Diego. Got damn those women though. Lordy!!

    Most other cities has a mix of attractive and uglies though
    Agreed. San Diego has the hottest women. Case in point, OANN.

    As for the other cities.... you're pretty much spot on. Other than the obvious racial differences there really isn't a huge advantage to looking outside of Texas to find hot females. I'd say Chicago (not the south side) area probably also has hotter women than Texas. Austin females are mostly gross hipster weirdos. Nashville is on the same wavelength as DFW but whiter, there's a lot of fatties in Tennessee though. Dallas just isn't good at all. Denver is a bit like Austin except significantly whiter, though you will find more traditional females in Colorado than in Austin or San Fran.

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    Erryday I'm Hustlin' Robz4000's Avatar
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    Have you tried sharing your nfl takes with these women? That might help tbh.


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    Katy probably doesn't appreciate you being on dating sites, Andy

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Katy probably doesn't appreciate you being on dating sites, Andy
    who the is Katy? Isn't that Culburn's wife? I heard Culburn and Avante died this year.

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    who the is Katy? Isn't that Culburn's wife? I heard Culburn and Avante died this year.
    Ya play a dangerous game, Andy. Not everyone is gonna be nice ever since you dox'd yourself

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    andy you've become a caricature of yourself. time to hard-delete the ol Millennial Messiah account and start over again fresh.

    Real SpursTalk.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Ya play a dangerous game, Andy. Not everyone is gonna be nice ever since you dox'd yourself
    lol @ false doxxing

    The woman I married to is a caribbean supermodel with big ole black ties and her body is already almost back to skinny only a month post partum.

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    Which is why you're using dating sites....

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