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    George also got it right about taking off the shirt to poop.
    fully nude s FTW

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    i forgot to add more rolls, some girl used the toilet, she didnt stay back

    now i know why she had to rush back home.... whipe her ass

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    I wish the mice in this house I'm posting from could read this thread.

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    There's no room for one in the guest bathroom. An even if there were, I wouldn't install one. That's just encouraging someone to poop. And it doesn't really address the issue I have anyway.
    As for my bathroom, I already have a stand up bidet.

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    There's no room for one in the guest bathroom. An even if there were, I wouldn't install one. That's just encouraging someone to poop. And it doesn't really address the issue I have anyway.
    As for my bathroom, I already have a stand up bidet.
    lol..... the shower?

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    tbh

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    At a certain age, and it's not as old as you think, holding it in for courtesy or perception is just not a reasonable or healthy option. If you really have to go, you go, at someone's house, at the mall, at a gas station toilet, on the side of the house in the bushes. You just go.

    I don't get houses that put powder rooms right off the kitchen or in a heavy traffic area. Should be tucked away by the garage door or mud room or right near the front before entering the living room / kitchen / great room. At some point, someone's going to have to go #2 there. It's inevitable.

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    Yep. A decent diet makes one pretty regular. So I wake up, brush my teeth, poop, then get into my stand-up bidet. I've found that the short time standing and brushing my teeth is important to having an efficient poop.

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    At a certain age, and it's not as old as you think, holding it in for courtesy or perception is just not a reasonable or healthy option. If you really have to go, you go, at someone's house, at the mall, at a gas station toilet, on the side of the house in the bushes. You just go.

    I don't get houses that put powder rooms right off the kitchen or in a heavy traffic area. Should be tucked away by the garage door or mud room or right near the front before entering the living room / kitchen / great room. At some point, someone's going to have to go #2 there. It's inevitable.
    What age do you think that is? Regular poops are a function of eating the right things. It takes a long time between eating and pooping that food you just ate. So, I don't think it's unreasonable to expect you to poop at home at some point before coming over. You shouldn't even consider it an option. It' shouldn't be, "oh hey...I could probably poop but I'll just wait til' I get to SFS house".

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    Yep. A decent diet makes one pretty regular. So I wake up, brush my teeth, poop, then get into my stand-up bidet. I've found that the short time standing and brushing my teeth is important to having an efficient poop.
    I'm the same way except I need some soda pop and sweet tea instead of brushing my teeth in order to poop. Also, an excedrin pill first thing in the morning (caffeine is good for pooping), and a salad and/or some vegetable(s) with my daily meal in the evenings (I don't eat breakfast or lunch) helps with yielding a regular most-daily poop. That's why I only need to brush my teeth once a day at night before bed... eating 3 times a day is for fatties

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    I'm the same way except I need some soda pop and sweet tea instead of brushing my teeth in order to poop. Also, an excedrin pill first thing in the morning (caffeine is good for pooping), and a salad and/or some vegetable(s) with my daily meal in the evenings (I don't eat breakfast or lunch) helps with yielding a regular most-daily poop. That's why I only need to brush my teeth once a day at night before bed... eating 3 times a day is for fatties
    I guess I was unclear. It's not the teeth brushing specifically that helps the poop, but instead the act of standing for a few minutes and letting gravity do it's job. I don't eat breakfast either. I'm usually not even hungry before noon or so.
    Also with the new evidence suggesting that the longer you can fast between last meal of the day and first meal of the day is better for you.

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    The only thing that should keep you from ting at someone else's home is the quality of their TP, tbh.

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    The only thing that should keep you from ting at someone else's home is the quality of their TP, tbh.
    That actually gives me a great idea. If someone is coming over, I'll just remove all the tp and towels from the bathroom.
    So they'll have to approach me and ask if I have any toilet paper. Then I can incredulously ask, "what for?". Put the ball in their court.

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    I guess I was unclear. It's not the teeth brushing specifically that helps the poop, but instead the act of standing for a few minutes and letting gravity do it's job. I don't eat breakfast either. I'm usually not even hungry before noon or so.
    Also with the new evidence suggesting that the longer you can fast between last meal of the day and first meal of the day is better for you.
    Yep. Longevity and youth. Even better if your first meal of the day is also your last, which it is in my case ~85-90% of the time (occasionally I'll eat two meals a day on a Saturday, holiday or vacation day, but it's pretty rare).

    As to your other point, I've always been the same way about breakfast... my stomach usually isn't ready for food until I've been up a few hours, and whenever I used to try to force myself to eat breakfast back in high school I always ended up with a stomach ache until about 3rd or 4th period. Lunch I've never had a habit of eaten because school cafeteria lunches are so bad and especially a no-go if you also have to pay for it (yikes!). So I used that time to do homework and I've pretty much continued that habit since.

    The one exception to all this is when I was at UNT my first year with the unlimited meal plan. I ate like a mad dog on steroids because endless food at the cafeterias was fully pre-paid for with the dorm package. Oddly, I didn't really gain weight, though. Could have had something to do with the fact that I was only nineteen.

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    That actually gives me a great idea. If someone is coming over, I'll just remove all the tp and towels from the bathroom.
    So they'll have to approach me and ask if I have any toilet paper. Then I can incredulously ask, "what for?". Put the ball in their court.
    pee, tbh

    i'm not putting a oozing with urine back into my undies... no ing way. My undies gotta go at least a week without needing changing.

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    When you gotta you gotta . I don't care where you are.

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    When you gotta you gotta . I don't care where you are.
    Even the port a potty?

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    How about at the gay club?

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    Pretty disrespectful. I'm going to change out the toilet in the common bathroom to a urinal. So you can either hold it, or come to me and admit you have to poop and need to use a different bathroom. And I'll tell you where the nearest convenience store is.

    I'm pretty sure that most chicks can pee in the sink if necessary.
    Last Christmas, I gave you my sharts
    But the very next day, you flushed it away
    This week I’m clenchin my cheeks
    Gonna yeet in your Kohler Special

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Last Christmas, I gave you my sharts
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    This week I’m clenchin my cheeks
    Gonna yeet in your Kohler Special
    lol dumb burner account from 2006

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    lol dumb burner account from 2006
    New Kids On The Block had a buncha hits, Chinese food makes me sick

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    lol dumb burner account from 2006
    And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer

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    lol dumb burner account from 2006
    I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch, I’d take her if I had one wish

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    And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
    0/10

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    But she’s been gone since that summer, since that summer

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