Ted Cruz flees Texas during a disaster to enjoy warm vacation in Cancun

[Adam Lambert]

Yea, it's good that people without power can go online and virtue signal with Beta.

Good post, Sadbert.

People who aren't without power can do what they can to help their fellow Texans.

If you learned to help others you might be a less miserable and lonely little posting loser.

Don't @ me again, loser, you're going back on ignore.

[TimDunkem]

wHaT's tHe sEnaToR SUpPoSeD tO dO?

Good .

[Winehole23]

[Spurtacular]

People who aren't without power can do what they can to help their fellow Texans.

If you learned to help others you might be a less miserable and lonely little posting loser.

Don't @ me again, loser, you're going back on ignore.

Meltdown.

[Adam Lambert]

"I had to lead my wife by the hand to help her take an international flight."

LOL bull

[Winehole23]

"I had to lead my wife by the hand to help her take an international flight."

LOL bull

Heidi Cruz is a managing director at Goldman Sachs.

[Adam Lambert]

Once again Ted throws his wife under the bus in favor of his own reputation.

[Winehole23]

"I had to lead my wife by the hand to help her take an international flight."

LOL bull

Ken White hates Ted Cruz, fwiw.

[boutons_deux]

His kids are 10 and 12. They can travel w/o Cruz' assistance.

Cruz is a lawyer, so he's lying. He rushed back to TX to try to undo the damage to his ty rep.

[Adam Lambert]

Ken White hates Ted Cruz, fwiw.

No doubt, I'm a fan.

[Spurtacular]

Once again Ted throws his wife under the bus in favor of his own reputation.

These are tough times. It's a good thing Beta only skateboards indoors.

[Winehole23]

...

[hater]

Once again Ted throws his wife under the bus in favor of his own reputation.

Is this the same wife Trump called a dogface?

[TimDunkem]

Is this the same wife Trump called a dogface?

Maybe if we insult his wife en masse he'll come back and help.

[Winehole23]

His kids are 10 and 12. They can travel w/o Cruz' assistance.

Cruz is a lawyer, so he's lying. He rushed back to TX to try to undo the damage to his ty rep.

it’s not an actual statement. Ken White is guessing what Cruz might say, he’s a defense lawyer.

[hater]

Maybe if we insult his wife en masse he'll come back and help.

I miss the orange bas s tweets a bit. His texas tweet would go something like

"The people of texas are STRONG. Stay safe and STRONG. The ice will be gone like magic and the sun will shine back on texas! MAGA"

[ChumpDumper]

I miss the orange bas s tweets a bit. His texas tweet would go something like

"The people of texas are STRONG. Stay safe and STRONG. The ice will be gone like magic and the sun will shine back on texas! MAGA"

hater is #StillWithHim

[hater]

hater is #StillWithHim

^ doesnt know a joke

chump

[ChumpDumper]

^ doesnt know a joke

chump

#StillWithHim

[hater]

#StillWithHim

#StillDoesntGe

chump

[ChumpDumper]

#StillDoesntGe

chump

You can't quit him.

hater

[Adam Lambert]

it’s not an actual statement. Ken White is guessing what Cruz might say, he’s a defense lawyer.

Saw that, whoops. I guess my "predictive satire" radar is off.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Not a fan of Cruz but what else could he do? Sit home and consume more power or be in the dark and need a rescue himself?

He's a sitting senator and like he would ever get isolated and stuck. There are all kinds of noble efforts he could take lead on. Instead he is running away.

[IceColdBrewski]

Not a fan of Cruz but what else could he do? Sit home and consume more power or be in the dark and need a rescue himself?

He's supposed to fly down from DC to Texas and freeze with us in solidarity. Then we can all sit around and that he's needlessly taking up space on an already overloaded grid that he can't do a thing about to fix. Duh!

/snowflakeoutragerant

[Adam Lambert]

Speaking of dead-on parodies.