How to date a chick from spurstalk?

[Jules]

I want a spurstalk chick for my first date!

Careful... you may end up on the front lawn after your date.

[Marklar MM]

Careful... you may end up on the front lawn after your date.

Make sure you mow the lawn, or you will be hated forever.

[polandprzem]

Careful... you may end up on the front lawn after your date.

But I wouldn't be that bad would it?

[Jules]

But I wouldn't be that bad would it?

It depends on whether we watch The Goonies first.

[polandprzem]

It depends on whether we watch The Goonies first.

Yea, why not. I can agree on that one

<kisses>

[Jules]

Yea, why not. I can agree on that one

<kisses>

Bring a bottle of Wild Turkey and we may have something here...

[Spurtacular]

There are (almost) no (biological) women on Spurstalk, tbh.

[koriwhat]

There are (almost) no (biological) women on Spurstalk, tbh.

Yeah but most of the dudes here identify as one and their estrogen levels are higher than most women.

[Blake]

Yeah but most of the dudes here identify as one and their estrogen levels are higher than most women.

Do you still have the long hair?

[BD24]

Do you still have the long hair?

You know his boyfriend pulls on that long hair when he’s giving it to Joey from behind tbh

[koriwhat]

You know his boyfriend pulls on that long hair when he’s giving it to Joey from behind tbh

You wish I was gay like you bro. Now go back to your incel cave and play some more final fantasy you ing nerd!

[DJR210]

y'all never disappoint

You wish I was gay like you bro

"You wish <insert opponents reversed insult here>like you bro" took me way back lol

[Reck]

You wish I was gay like you bro. Now go back to your incel cave and play some more final fantasy you ing nerd!

Why would he wish that? You self outing got.

[koriwhat]

Why would he wish that? You self outing got.

You know Reck for such a staunch progressive as you are you sure aren't progressive in the least. What would your circle think of the insults you sling here? I'd truly love the answer to that question. You're very bigoted and not so tolerant as your words suggest.

As well, again, you truly wish your insults were reality. It must hurt you knowing that IDGAF about your insults because they hold no water whatsoever. You are a pest biting at my ankles like a fragile chihuahua.

[Spurtacular]

You know Reck for such a staunch progressive as you are you sure aren't progressive in the least. What would your circle think of the insults you sling here? I'd truly love the answer to that question. You're very bigoted and not so tolerant as your words suggest.

As well, again, you truly wish your insults were reality. It must hurt you knowing that IDGAF about your insults because they hold no water whatsoever. You are a pest biting at my ankles like a fragile chihuahua.

Yea, she's pretty much f*ck anyone who can't help Democrats cheat or get rich. Reck is an all-time loser.