Just not his house
Burglar "Get on your knees"
Chumpy "Can I make a quick errand? I need to pick something up.. oh and do you know if there's a sporting goods store open right now, I don't have ammo.. dangerous stuff"
Burglar "Shut your filthy mouth"
Chumpy "Burglar has a mouth, yes or no"
Burglar "pow pow"
Chumpy "Burglar is triggered"

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