When I turned in my 2 weeks notice today, my manager suggested I buy the stock options. I told him the stock was cheaper at market price than the grant price. He said the options were given to me for free, I should buy them and not give them up. After that I wasn't in the mood to reconsider my resignation
What kind of company makes you buy the options after you leave if they already gave them to you? Or had they just not fully vested yet?When I turned in my 2 weeks notice today, my manager suggested I buy the stock options. I told him the stock was cheaper at market price than the grant price. He said the options were given to me for free, I should buy them and not give them up. After that I wasn't in the mood to reconsider my resignation
You should have engaged him in a long drawn out conversation asking him to explain everything and act like you don't know about stock prices or options.When I turned in my 2 weeks notice today, my manager suggested I buy the stock options. I told him the stock was cheaper at market price than the grant price. He said the options were given to me for free, I should buy them and not give them up. After that I wasn't in the mood to reconsider my resignation
"So what is an option again?. Oh...so how do I look up the stock price? Wait...I can do this online? What's NASDAQ again? Wait... do you think if Trump is president, it will make it go up? Sorry...I forgot what you said an option was."
Here's a good one though. This is in about 1996 or so and I was talking to my boss about the internet and he just blew it off and said, "it's a fad".
Argo? LMAOWhen I turned in my 2 weeks notice today, my manager suggested I buy the stock options. I told him the stock was cheaper at market price than the grant price. He said the options were given to me for free, I should buy them and not give them up. After that I wasn't in the mood to reconsider my resignation
Master : "Kori, I strongly advise against double Spurs calf tats".
WTF are you even talking about dumb ? There's no such thing as a "master" in tattooing but like most hands on fields there is a thing called a mentorship you stupid .
God I swear you dumbass weak "men" here are all the same kind of putos.
Master: “STFU little or swear to god, I will knock your skinny ass down and put my size 12 boot on your neck until you STFU.”
(True story)
Kreese : Ink the legs.
[Johnny stares at him in shock]
Kreese : Do you have a problem with that?
Johnny Lawrence : No, Sensei.
Kreese : No mercy
Wasn't my manager, but years ago when I was still working in medical the nursing director in a meeting kept calling intractable pain irretractable pain. We left the meeting and one of my coworkers said hey what's irretractable pain? Is that the pain you get in your go go gadget arm?
Wasn't my manager, but years ago when I was still working in medical the nursing director in a meeting kept calling intractable pain irretractable pain. We left the meeting and one of my coworkers said hey what's irretractable pain? Is that the pain you get in your go go gadget arm?
idk but the best thing ive ever heard a manager do was smack his male secretary into submission. rumor has it the guy he smacked around has calf tats.
^
Another dumb puto just like the rest of you tbh
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