What is "woke"?

[Extra Stout]

the old testament is ruggedly violent and explicit.

You don’t actually think many of those -eating, cousin- ing crackers actually READ the Bible, do you? And it’s a good thing, too — the few that do read the Old Testament conclude that a Bronze Age theocracy is God’s favorite form of government. Complete with stoning!

[Blake]

You don’t actually think many of those -eating, cousin- ing crackers actually READ the Bible, do you? And it’s a good thing, too — the few that do read the Old Testament conclude that a Bronze Age theocracy is God’s favorite form of government. Complete with stoning!

They read the verses on their verse-a-day Facebook feeds

[Winehole23]

You don’t actually think many of those -eating, cousin- ing crackers actually READ the Bible, do you? And it’s a good thing, too — the few that do read the Old Testament conclude that a Bronze Age theocracy is God’s favorite form of government. Complete with stoning!

I would think that'd be a selling point, even if age inappropriate for little kids.

[Blake]

Lol was looking for the funny OT horror stories for kids and saw this real kids book. Jesus death is fun!

[SnakeBoy]

lol

[RandomGuy]

lol

Almost as funny as the rights inability to define "woke", and that you think it is somehow a coherent concept, like the phony CRT panic.

useful by the elites to keep the ducks of the country mad tho.

[RandomGuy]

You don’t actually think many of those -eating, cousin- ing crackers actually READ the Bible, do you? And it’s a good thing, too — the few that do read the Old Testament conclude that a Bronze Age theocracy is God’s favorite form of government. Complete with stoning!

We all know they don't. It is patently obvious to those of us who have though.

[ChumpDumper]

lol

Snacks takes the side of Muslim fundamentalists.

That tracks.

[Adam Lambert]

"Liberals were stunned."

More of that projection.

[Blake]

Straw and projection all in one shot

[ChumpDumper]

Andy's rainbow flag

Self-loathing month for him.

[FrostKing]

But they have a strong basketball team

[ChumpDumper]

But they have a strong basketball team

Meh, he went to Georgia Tech. He'll be fine.

Too bad legacies took up all those spots at Harvard....THAT'S affirmative action.

[Winehole23]

"Cracker Barrel has fallen"

[Adam Lambert]

a 1590 score is not a guarantee of getting into any college you want.

Naturally this is a story that would play well with Fox News viewers because how would they know any better?

[SnakeBoy]

Call of the Groomers

[SnakeBoy]

Today's Democrat party smh

[ChumpDumper]

Today's Democrat party smh

You're panicking.

[SnakeBoy]

Must be a tough one for the libs. Which victim group do you side with?

[Ef-man]

Must be a tough one for the libs. Which victim group do you side with?

Canada, eh!

[ChumpDumper]

Must be a tough one for the libs. Which victim group do you side with?

You're always the real victim.

[Winehole23]

"Cracker Barrel has fallen"

Hilarious deep background, back in the 1990s, CB had a settled policy of forcing gays out. When the shareholders offered to fire management en masse, policy changed.

[Winehole23]

You don’t actually think many of those -eating, cousin- ing crackers actually READ the Bible, do you? And it’s a good thing, too — the few that do read the Old Testament conclude that a Bronze Age theocracy is God’s favorite form of government. Complete with stoning!

I would think that'd be a selling point, even if age inappropriate for little kids.

oh well, best to start young, right?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

"Cracker Barrel has fallen"

It's always been strange that the party that loves the boycott was panning cancel culture.

[SnakeBoy]