This forum has a long tradition of beautifully named les for what eventually become our long running official draftee/new player threads. Some examples:
The Rented Airport Radisson Ballroom of Devin Vassell - 200 miles
The Bagrationi Dynasty of Sandro Mamukalashvili - Mr. Body
The Parisian Patisserie of Victor Wembanyama - couchman
Mountaintop Monastery of Dejounte Murray - turb0time
Pescatarian Revelry for C Bassey - playbonner15
In an effort to bring democracy and unity to these war torn lands, I propose we begin a brainstorm of the best thread les for potential upcoming draftees, so that no bad les may emerge by virtue of someone quicker on the draw. Here are some initial suggestions:
The Interstellar Warship of Donovan Clingan
The High Security Bexar County Jail Lockdown of Stephon Castle
The French Dairy Hand of Zacharrie Risacher
The Certified Public Accountancy of Reed Sheppard
The Unlicensed Serbian Budget Dentists Office of Nikola Topic
The Condemned Old French house of Tidjane Salaun
The Aggressively Priced Bricklayer Service of Ron Holland
The Bootleg Copy of The Princess Bride of Zach Edey
The Childhood of Overbearing Parenting of Bronny James
This forum is a creative bunch, and thought this might bring some fun and levity to these long final days before the draft. What are your ideas?
The Promised (Purest?) Shooting Prophecy of Isaiah Reed Sheppard.
(Yes, his actual first name is Isaiah.)
I'm not sold on Promised/Purest bit, but Prophecy and Isaiah pun definitely needs to be in there.
Prophet Isaiah Sheppard taking us to the promised land.
The Mass Effect of Commander Reed Shepperd
I'm still salty that the mods changed the one good one i came up with... The Oncology Clinic of DeMar DeRozan
to whatever the this is
https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=274802
from OP's list i think the Sheppard one stands out
The Hot Topic of Nikola Topic.
The Impregnable Citadel of Stephon Castle
The Garden of Edey.
The Never-Ending Breadsticks at the Olive Garden of Edey
(Hey it's Fat Antonio)
That one for Sheppard is perfect - looks like a tax accountant and has the initials IRS
The Great ShowDship of Joshua Primo
Stephon Castle's Fortress of Solitude
Slight adaptation:
The Teenage Hipster Apparel Store of Nikola Topic?
The editing of other people's les should be punishable by banishment. This is a case of a Mod overstepping their bounds and abusing their power.
The Suburban IRS Field Office of Isaiah Reed Sheppard?
The Tidday Salon of Tidjane Salaun
Call the 3s Law Firm of Reed Sheppard.
The Lithuanian Consulate Break Room of Matas Buzelis
The Wooden Tulip Garden of Ron Holland
The "I Have a Famous Brother" Bunk Bed of Cody Williams
The Armory and War Horse of Dalton Knecht (knecht means knight in German)
The Empty Pencil Case of Zaccharie Risacher
I want to draft Holland just for the thread le. Masterclass.
Excellent work. I’m especially fond of Buzelis and Williams choices here.
The Fiesta Texas Fright Fest Skelton Crew Tryout Room of Robert Dillingham.
The Witte Museum’s TRex wing sponsored by Reed Shepard.
on Dilly, that’s definitely gotta be it if we take him
The French Dairy Hand of the Condemned Old French house…that brings back some memories.
The Irregular Trebuchet of Stephon Castle
The Year-Round Roadside Holiday Market of Ron Holland
The Unnervingly Frequently Unlocked Gun Safe of Reed Sheppard
The Perfectly Lovely 1960’s Suburban Home with French Hipped Roof and Low Ceilings of Zaccharie Risacher
The Run-Down Shopping Center Realtor’s Office of Nikola Topic
The Civil War Soapstone Chess Set of Dalton Knecht
The Convention Center Vaporware Presentation of Tidjane Salaün
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