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    faggy opinion + certainty Mark Celibate's Avatar
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    For those that are complaining about the current job market.

    Have you thought about maybe killing yourselves?

    I've been fighting off recruiters left and right but finally settled with a fully remote AI researcher role. $650k salary w/ $300k bonus and $100k RSU annually as an AI researcher straight out of college. No tech degree, just can't be re ed and have some people skills you g0ts.

    While you guys are getting laid off, I am making millions.

    Some people are headed towards the valley.

    Others to the mountain.

    I believe you will never find work ever again Joe.

    I can help you.

    Thanks.

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    My current line of work is recession-proof but not tariff proof, alas.

    Thanks for your concern and your generous yet vague offer of help!

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    For those that are complaining about the current job market.

    Have you thought about maybe killing yourselves?

    I've been fighting off recruiters left and right but finally settled with a fully remote AI researcher role. $650k salary w/ $300k bonus and $100k RSU annually as an AI researcher straight out of college. No tech degree, just can't be re ed and have some people skills you g0ts.

    While you guys are getting laid off, I am making millions.

    Some people are headed towards the valley.

    Others to the mountain.

    I believe you will never find work ever again Joe.

    I can help you.

    Thanks.
    Just keep the Suns from getting that final playoff spot and I'll be well satisfied.

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    faggy opinion + certainty Mark Celibate's Avatar
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    Attention everyone I have an announcement to make

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    Ok I feel better now, thx

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    Attention everyone I have an announcement to make

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    Ok I feel better now, thx
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