The Luke Kornet Cathedral for Children Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

[Dverde]

[scott]

I was going to suggest "The Kornival Bounce House of Luke Kornet" but this works too

[TimmyBuckets]

yes!!!

[Gibbz]

Let's go.

[Guru of Nothing]

Can't do Green Kornet, can we?

[jeebus]

https://x.com/owenlhjphillips/status...29839034536338

[Dex]

This thread needs to be, at least...three times bigger than this!!

[Seventyniner]

Kornet has never averaged more than the 18.6 MPG he played last season and he appeared in 73 games, including 9 games with at least 30 minutes and 8 more with at least 25. That's perfect for Wemby's backup and occasional spot starter.

[Kindergarten Cop]

I love the addition of Kornet (and I'm glad that the 4th year is a Team Option)!

Dverde - this is by far my favorite new player thread le in the history of SpursTalk.

[Obi Juan Kenobi]

[itzsoweezee]

LFG! I love this signing

[Ice009]

This guy seems to be such a cool/fun guy, I'd like to see him start a podcast. Maybe a podcast with Steph as I think in that Faze video/podcast Steph said he was interested in showing some behind the scenes, training (not sure if this would be allowed due to team strategy) and locker room stuff (not sure if this is allowed either).

[ATXSpursfan]

This thread needs to be, at least...three times bigger than this!!

He's absolutely right.

[Guru of Nothing]

[spurs10]

I was going to suggest "The Kornival Bounce House of Luke Kornet" but this works too

The Cool Hand Coronation of the Trumpeting Luke Kornet

I am stoked about him coming. Great signing and super thread le!

[scott]

With the addition of Luke Kornet, the Spurs have increased the number of NBA Champions on their roster by 100%

[KingKev]

This guy seems to be such a cool/fun guy, I'd like to see him start a podcast. Maybe a podcast with Steph as I think in that Faze video/podcast Steph said he was interested in showing some behind the scenes, training (not sure if this would be allowed due to team strategy) and locker room stuff (not sure if this is allowed either).

They should both focus on basketball.

[Uriel]

With the addition of Luke Kornet, the Spurs have increased the number of NBA Champions on their roster by 100%

It’s actually technically a ∞% increase.

EDIT: Forgot about Barnes.

[Snaq O'Meal]

Kornet can punish midgetball teams with his size. Can't wait for the season to start.

[Mr. Body]

Imaging peeling a white guy from the Celtics.

[heyheymymy]

I am trademarking KORN DOG

[SpursBills]

A consolidation / collection of the most awesome from Luke Kornet's Celtics tenure:

Kornhub: Luke Kornet's korniest moments:
https://www.reddit.com/r/bostoncelti...st_moments_of/

Luke Kornet scores a 34 on his ACT, Derrick white brags about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1wG8fcCrxg

Luke Kornet laments not defending justice:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KBlHCZrHYB4

Duplicate, but Luke Kornet highlights, including a detailed analysis of his bark compared to Brian Scalabrine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izpjgbya2cA

Luke Kornet campaigns for Tommy award against fraud Derrick White:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yxkz7AYA9k

[couchman]

Excited to have a defensive minded backup center who can keep our defense from going to total when Wemby sits.
Hopefully Wemby returns 100% healthy and we only see Kornet for 15-20min per game.

[scott]

A consolidation / collection of the most awesome from Luke Kornet's Celtics tenure:

Kornhub: Luke Kornet's korniest moments:
https://www.reddit.com/r/bostoncelti...st_moments_of/

Luke Kornet scores a 34 on his ACT, Derrick white brags about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1wG8fcCrxg

Luke Kornet laments not defending justice:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KBlHCZrHYB4

Duplicate, but Luke Kornet highlights, including a detailed analysis of his bark compared to Brian Scalabrine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izpjgbya2cA

Luke Kornet campaigns for Tommy award against fraud Derrick White:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yxkz7AYA9k

Quickly becoming my favorite Spur of all time, and he's only been on the team for like 2 hours

[itzsoweezee]

Imaging peeling a white guy from the Celtics.