Why I hate the San Antonio Spurs!

[ransome]

I haven't always hated the Spurs, in fact I loved to watch them play during the George Gervin - Artis Gilmore days. Larry Kenon was great.

When the Suns beat them in six games in 1993 I respected the Spurs with David Robinson , but I did not hate them...yet.

I am sure it is not your city I've been there , who can hate a city that has the Alamo downtown.No, it is not that.The team colors don't bother me , the Raiders look good in them. What is it then...

1. Tim Duncan
   The insect headed cyborg who whines and complains on every call.I did not think NBA basketball could be this boring but Robotron manages to take out all the fun with his complete lack of charisma.My hatred of the San Antonio Spurs starts with the only person in the world that es more than my wife, which is no small feat.
2. Greg Popovich
   Mr Personality himself, this wispy haired, clay face coach is a master at teaching the finer points of the game such as flopping, whining and of course moaning about every call in every game.According to him, the officials have never gotten one call against his team correct for the last 8 or 9 years.He thinks he can intimidate the refs by barking at them with his guppy sized mouth. Take off the fright wig Greg.
3. Robert Horry
   There is a lot to hate here, but he is washed up now, who cares.
   
4. Bruce Bowen
   There are players that everyone hates unless they are on your team, Danny Ainge for example.Bowen is that rare exception, I would still hate him if he was on my team. Hands down the dirtiest player in the league , that is a proud legacy.
5. Tony Parker
   I did not start out hating Tony and I don't envy him his girlfriend. It was the inevitable stink of the other Spurs players(see aboveuncan, Horry, Bowen) that rubbed off on Tony. His scarred cherub face now makes me queasy.
   
6. Michael Finley
   Man ,has his game deteriorated, if his jumper is not on, he is a ghost.He needs a wheelchair to take it to the hoop.It is hard for me to hate a player who is a s of their former selfs.Exception is Horry: see above.
7. Manu Ginobli
   Fracaso, Fracaso , Fracaso , Fracaso. Fracaso is the Spanish word for flop. The flopping king will try to flop at least 4 times per game. Los fracasos de Ginobli tienen gusto de un pescado.
8. The subs
   They are Spurs and that is enough. I hate them all.
   

I am not saying who will win the series , I am just saying that I hate the spurs and always hope they lose every game.

[lefty]

I haven't always hated the Spurs, in fact I loved to watch them play during the George Gervin - Artis Gilmore days. Larry Kenon was great.

When the Suns beat them in six games in 1993 I respected the Spurs with David Robinson , but I did not hate them...yet.

I am sure it is not your city I've been there , who can hate a city that has the Alamo downtown.No, it is not that.The team colors don't bother me , the Raiders look good in them. What is it then...

1. Tim Duncan
   The insect headed cyborg who whines and complains on every call.I did not think NBA basketball could be this boring but Robotron manages to take out all the fun with his complete lack of charisma.My hatred of the San Antonio Spurs starts with the only person in the world that es more than my wife, which is no small feat.
2. Greg Popovich
   Mr Personality himself, this wispy haired clay face coach is a master at teaching the finer points of the game such as flopping, whining and of course moaning about every call in every game.According to him, the officials have never gotten one call against his team correct for the last 8 or 9 years.He thinks he can intimidate the refs by barking at them with his guppy sized mouth. Take off the fright wig Greg.
3. Robert Horry
   There is a lot to hate here, but he is washed up now, who cares.
   
4. Bruce Bowen
   There are players that everyone hates unless they are on your team, Danny Ainge etc.Bowen is that rare exception, I would still hate him if he was on my team. Hands down the dirtiest player in the league , that is a proud legacy.
5. Tony Parker
   I did not start out hating Tony and I don't envy him his girlfriend. It was the inevitable stink of the other Spurs players(see aboveuncan, Horry, Bowen) that rubbed off on Tony. His scarred cherub face now makes me queasy.
   
6. Michael Finley
   Man has his game deteriorated, if his jumper is not on, he is a ghost.It is hard for me to hate a player who is a s of their former selfs.Exception is Horry: see above.
7. Manu Ginobli
   Fracaso, Fracaso , Fracaso , Fracaso. Fracaso is the Spanish word for flop. The flopping king will try to flop at least 4 times per game.
8. The subs
   They are Spurs and that is enough. I hate them all.
   

This is not a post

That's right

[Mister Sinister]

I forcefully demand some explanatory testimony in regard to the nature of this sexual foliage.

Also, sage goes in every field, etc.

[ChumpDumper]

I hate bags like you.

This is a post.

[SAtown]

Nothing to see here people.

[lefty]

Why we love the Phoenix Suns

Because we kick their asses every time we meet them in the playoffs

[timvp]

Gimme back my Suns.

[duncan228]

The trolls are really lousy this year.

[Mister Sinister]

Did someone say DVD Rewinder? Because I'm pretty sure I heard someone say DVD Rewinder.

[SAtown]

[honestfool84]

what in the world is a GOOD TROLL?

[Mister Sinister]

what in the world is a GOOD TROLL?

Not this one, that's for damn sure.

[Kori Ellis]

The whole post was funny, but this made me laugh out loud:

Robert Horry
There is a lot to hate here, but he is washed up now, who cares.

Be careful. He had a full practice today.

[CubanMustGo]

The most obvious reason is missing:

9. Because they kick my sad excuse of a team out of the playoffs basically every year.

[Princess Pimp]

I haven't always hated the Spurs, in fact I loved to watch them play during the George Gervin - Artis Gilmore days. Larry Kenon was great.

When the Suns beat them in six games in 1993 I respected the Spurs with David Robinson , but I did not hate them...yet.

I am sure it is not your city I've been there , who can hate a city that has the Alamo downtown.No, it is not that.The team colors don't bother me , the Raiders look good in them. What is it then...

1. Tim Duncan
   The insect headed cyborg who whines and complains on every call.I did not think NBA basketball could be this boring but Robotron manages to take out all the fun with his complete lack of charisma.My hatred of the San Antonio Spurs starts with the only person in the world that es more than my wife, which is no small feat.
2. Greg Popovich
   Mr Personality himself, this wispy haired, clay face coach is a master at teaching the finer points of the game such as flopping, whining and of course moaning about every call in every game.According to him, the officials have never gotten one call against his team correct for the last 8 or 9 years.He thinks he can intimidate the refs by barking at them with his guppy sized mouth. Take off the fright wig Greg.
3. Robert Horry
   There is a lot to hate here, but he is washed up now, who cares.
   
4. Bruce Bowen
   There are players that everyone hates unless they are on your team, Danny Ainge for example.Bowen is that rare exception, I would still hate him if he was on my team. Hands down the dirtiest player in the league , that is a proud legacy.
5. Tony Parker
   I did not start out hating Tony and I don't envy him his girlfriend. It was the inevitable stink of the other Spurs players(see aboveuncan, Horry, Bowen) that rubbed off on Tony. His scarred cherub face now makes me queasy.
   
6. Michael Finley
   Man ,has his game deteriorated, if his jumper is not on, he is a ghost.It is hard for me to hate a player who is a s of their former selfs.Exception is Horry: see above.
7. Manu Ginobli
   Fracaso, Fracaso , Fracaso , Fracaso. Fracaso is the Spanish word for flop. The flopping king will try to flop at least 4 times per game.
8. The subs
   They are Spurs and that is enough. I hate them all.
   

I am not saying who will win the series , I am just saying that I hate the spurs and always hope they lose every game.

Points well taken!

[DAF86]

Manu Ginobli
Fracaso, Fracaso , Fracaso , Fracaso. Fracaso is the Spanish word for flop. The flopping king will try to flop at least 4 times per game.

Someone needs to learn spanish...or at least don't try to act like if he knows how to.

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

what in the world is a GOOD TROLL?

me

[Kori Ellis]

Someone needs to learn spanish...or at least don't try to act like if he knows how to.

Fracaso means "flop" as in "failure," right? Not "flop" as in flopping like a fish.

If that's the case, then Fracaso definitely describes the Phoenix organization more than Manu.

[spurspf]

What does fracaso, fracaso, fracaso, mean. O yea, fail, fail, fail, just like this thread.

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

True......... the Suns are the worst. Amare flops and whines, Diaw spends more time laying down than standing up, Nash seems to have trouble remembering how to stay upright and don't get me started on D'Antoni and his stupid 70's porn star moustache

[DAF86]

Here! try this one...

[DAF86]

Fracaso means "flop" as in "failure," right? Not "flop" as in flopping like a fish.

If that's the case, then Fracaso definitely describes the Phoenix organization more than Manu.

You got that right

[genomefreak13]

True......... the Suns are the worst. Amare flops and whines, Diaw spends more time laying down than standing up, Nash seems to have trouble remembering how to stay upright and don't get me started on D'Antoni and his stupid 70's porn star moustache

Hahaha! At least their funnier with shaq around. Now lets break that down...

Flopper
Whiners
Clowns
and most importantly ...losers

[pawe]

What a bonehead! I can't wait for mr Robert Horry to hit a game winning three to send these superstars to Lake Pleasant for an early fishing trip.

[Texas_Ranger]

And I hate your avatar.