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Not the question I would have asked him. I would have asked him what 2+2 was, then laughed when he said 5.
I saw him when he was picking up lunch yesterday with some of his posse and I asked him, with that amazing game on Sat. did expect another instant classic?
And he told me "it's gonna be a blow out" I said OK, we will see...
Not the question I would have asked him. I would have asked him what 2+2 was, then laughed when he said 5.
Yeah I was playin horse with Tim Duncan and Allen Iverson the other day and we got to talkin about the playoffs. They both think the Celtics will come out of the east, and Tim was pretty confident in his Spurs. "We're still the team to beat" he told me as he swooshed a 15 footer from his knees. " that man," Iverson said as he walked away to his car muttering "what are we playing man. We're playin horse. We ain't even playin the game, We're talkin bout horse, man"
I thought I heard Iverson mutter, "It's just practice, Tim. Practice. It's only practice. Just practice. Not a game, but practice." ...
Well you were closer to him than I was maybe your right.
as you probably all know, amare and i share a wife. this morning she woke me up to tell me that he was weeping in the shower. when i knocked on the door and asked him what was wrong, he refused to answer. later, over lukewarm, soggy bacon (our wife is a bad cook) he made a game three prediction.
"I'm going to dunk a million times!" he said.
"Amare," i said. "You got bacon grease on your headband."
I think the credibility of these statements are above scrutiny, spurs fan don't lie. LOL
That's bull . When Amare and I were doing coke off a Nigerian hookers ass on Monday night he explicitly stated that he thought it was going to be a close game.
I thought Amare was a Pepsi guy.
Juanito "Pepsi" Suarez is a Columbian dealer that Amare just doesn't like. I figured the name would suade him, but something about his yeyo being cut too much just turned him off.
I just got back from dropping off Amare's dry cleaning. He was sobbing uncontrollably in the bedroom when I arrived, but then was able to compose himself enough to tell me to bet the over on Game 3.
I was at a bathhouse with Steve Kerr.
When I took my robe off, he looked at my crotch and said, "I just realized that trading for Shaq was a bad idea."
ing funny
Manu and I went out for a beer after the game last night. He got laid; I didn't. The girls seemed interested in me, but every time Manu turned his head sideways I would disappear behind his nose.
Such is rejection.
my god this looks like the chinese telephone
ya he was pretty much right on except that little run the suns made at the end
Who has a posse nowadays?? Was he hanging out with Emilio Estevez??
I laughed about eight different times while reading this post. The comic efficiency is off the charts. The first sentence is among the funniest sentences ever posted on this board. Well done.
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