Free Quattro Razor (15)

[ashbeeigh]

you can think im a virgin. that's fine. i have no problem with that.

but the real issue here is that you are blatantly trying to get in my pants over an internet message board.

jesus woman... that's what pm's are for.

I'm an Exhibitionist. What can I say?

[ashbeeigh]

But seriously. I've just got a cough and the cough drops and vapor rub helped a lot.

[jman3000]

cough = woody

cough drops = porn

vapor rub = vapor rub

[ashbeeigh]

How am I supposed to know that?

[CuckingFunt]

cough = woody

cough drops = porn

vapor rub = vapor rub

I really didn't need to know that ashbeeigh was sportin' wood.

[ashbeeigh]

I really didn't need to know that ashbeeigh was sportin' wood.

Last time i checked I never have and never will.

[Mister Sinister]

And nobody ever will.

Nor would anyone like to *think* about ashbeeigh having sex.

[ShoogarBear]

How did somebody with 49 posts get in here?

[ShoogarBear]

is it normal for the chick to rip the sides of her lips slightly while giving head? ive never had this problem until recently.

I thought maybe you were trying to brag about your size.

[CuckingFunt]

I thought maybe you were trying to brag about your size.

I wouldn't rule that out.

[jman3000]

i'm not bragging bout nothing. i just wanted to know if that happens a lot.

[ShoogarBear]

It might if you're one of those guys who has a nail pierced through his johnson.

[ShoogarBear]

I wouldn't rule that out.

I bet he bought one of those creams off the Internet.

[jman3000]

ashbeeigh should brag about her wood. i'd imagine it's quite big.

[mrsmaalox]

I bet he bought one of those creams off the Internet.

Hey I have a box of "penis pills" I brought back from Hong Kong, that I haven't found a guinea pig for. Maybe jman?

[jman3000]

ill take them. ive always wondered what they'd do.

we can film it for do entation.

[mrsmaalox]

Any decent photographers here? We should have one of those before/after split screen shots!

[marini martini]

Hey I have a box of "penis pills" I brought back from Hong Kong, that I haven't found a guinea pig for. Maybe jman?

What, you haven't slipped them into the Col's drink? No wonder you don't live together

[ashbeeigh]

I'm sure peewee will volunteer to take the shots.

[mrsmaalox]

What, you haven't slipped them into the Col's drink? No wonder you don't live together

Damn why didn't I think of that?! Could be the answer to all our problems!

[Mister Sinister]

It might if you're one of those guys who has a nail pierced through his johnson.

Prince Albert, I believe they're called.

[ShoogarBear]

ing stupid, I call it.

[CuckingFunt]

It might if you're one of those guys who has a nail pierced through his johnson.

No. Those don't cause lip rips.

They can cause chipped teeth, though.

[jman3000]

id be pissed if i chipped my tooth. it's my livelyhood.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm thinking of writing my memoires