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sucks for you buddy
The road to recovery starts with being honest with yourself. come on bud, change the le to why I envy the San Antonio Spurs. You know it is true
Find the inner strength and step up to the table and order a big heapin plate of honesty
1. Tim Duncan
This 4-time NBA champion and 2-time MVP constantly shows my boy Amare Stodawhiner how the game should be played. He plays on both ends of the court like a true professional. He understands that the only ESPN highlights that mean are the ones which show confetti dropping from the ceiling and hardware presentations. He doesn't act like a fool and beat his chest and do pushups after making 2-pt baskets. Damn I wish little Amare was like him.
2. Greg Popovich
Best coach in the league hands down. Comparing him to my little ass monkey Dumb Antoni is sacreligious, I mean look for goodness sakes, Pop has 4 les to his credit with far inferior talentPop doesn't whine like a little 2 year old school girl that just got her ass kicked and her lunch pail stolen...dude understands that championships arn't won in March, so he limits his stars minutes. He doesn't piss and moan all series and give his team excuses to fail either, and never takes personal credit for success. He ALWAYS conducts himself like a true professional. Damn I wish he was coaching my team of assclowns.
3. Robert Horry
Whats to say here...man has enough rings to start a jewelry store. Dude has stones that swell up to the size of Larry O'Briens the second the playoffs start. As clutch as they come, and a very underrated defender to boot. High basketball IQ...yeah, he can even spell IQ, not like my boy Amoron Stupidmier...nuff said...well almost..."Robert, will you father my child?" At least then some part of my miserable life will be worth a .
4. Bruce Bowen
Wow, where to begin...guy will go down as one of the best perimeter defenders in league history. What a model of hard work and dogged determination. I wish one...just one of my goons on the Dungs had one of Bowen's nuts...right, left, I really don't care...just one. His utter hatred by us Dungs fans is evidence of how much we really respect him. I would piss my pants if he ever wound up in a Penix Dungs uniform....but alas, we have no need for DEFENSE....we want to entertain.
5. Tony Parker
I did not start out liking Parker, but watching him constantly blow by the leagues most overrated 2-time MVP made me realize that some point guards actually play complete games. Watching him bend old Stevie over in years past has opened my eyes to his greatness...and his wife...wow, I wonder what life is like to actually be with a women? All I do is sit here all day in my restroom with my Dungs program guide and spank it to pictures of Amoron and Stevie Trash...Parker, you lucky bas !! I hate you !!
6. Michael Finley
What a pro. Finley always carries himself with dignity. You have to admire and feel good about a guy that got his just deserts last year and got a ring. This guy deserves everything good that comes his way..."Mike, can I see your ring?" "I have never seen one before."
7. Manu Ginobli
WOW !!! This guy is as tough-nosed a compe or as you will ever find. If Horry has stones the size of Larry O'Briens, Manu's are the size of the red planet. Most underrated 2 guard in the league hands down. If this guy was playing in a larger market, he would be on BSPN every night and average 30 a game. Montante Montante Montante Montante...which is the Spanish word for STUD !! If I were ever fortunate enough to get Manu's jock after a game I would wring out every last drop of ball sweat and use it before games like holy water to bless my poor nutless Penix Dungs team. I would have Manu nut juice on every seat in the American Airlines arena and drink whats left over in hopes of capturing some of Manu's mojo. This guy is NAILS !!
8. The subs
Lucky bas s. Get to win rings year after year. May as well call the Spurs bench the Larry O'Brien retirement village.
TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL !!
sucks for you buddy
great reply by callo1
I like how a guy who calls himself "Marco.Materazzi" made the vid
that is so en true and funnyThe road to recovery starts with being honest with yourself. come on bud, change the le to why I envy the San Antonio Spurs. You know it is true
Find the inner strength and step up to the table and order a big heapin plate of honesty
1. Tim Duncan
This 4-time NBA champion and 2-time MVP constantly shows my boy Amare Stodawhiner how the game should be played. He plays on both ends of the court like a true professional. He understands that the only ESPN highlights that mean are the ones which show confetti dropping from the ceiling and hardware presentations. He doesn't act like a fool and beat his chest and do pushups after making 2-pt baskets. Damn I wish little Amare was like him.
2. Greg Popovich
Best coach in the league hands down. Comparing him to my little ass monkey Dumb Antoni is sacreligious, I mean look for goodness sakes, Pop has 4 les to his credit with far inferior talent
3. Robert Horry
Whats to say here...man has enough rings to start a jewelry store. Dude has stones that swell up to the size of Larry O'Briens the second the playoffs start. As clutch as they come, and a very underrated defender to boot. High basketball IQ...yeah, he can even spell IQ, not like my boy Amoron Stupidmier...nuff said...well almost..."Robert, will you father my child?" At least then some part of my miserable life will be worth a .
4. Bruce Bowen
Wow, where to begin...guy will go down as one of the best perimeter defenders in league history. What a model of hard work and dogged determination. I wish one...just one of my goons on the Dungs had one of Bowen's nuts...right, left, I really don't care...just one. His utter hatred by us Dungs fans is evidence of how much we really respect him. I would piss my pants if he ever wound up in a Penix Dungs uniform....but alas, we have no need for DEFENSE....we want to entertain.
5. Tony Parker
I did not start out liking Parker, but watching him constantly blow by the leagues most overrated 2-time MVP made me realize that some point guards actually play complete games. Watching him bend old Stevie over in years past has opened my eyes to his greatness...and his wife...wow, I wonder what life is like to actually be with a women? All I do is sit here all day in my restroom with my Dungs program guide and spank it to pictures of Amoron and Stevie Trash...Parker, you lucky bas !! I hate you !!
6. Michael Finley
What a pro. Finley always carries himself with dignity. You have to admire and feel good about a guy that got his just deserts last year and got a ring. This guy deserves everything good that comes his way..."Mike, can I see your ring?" "I have never seen one before."
7. Manu Ginobli
WOW !!! This guy is as tough-nosed a compe or as you will ever find. If Horry has stones the size of Larry O'Briens, Manu's are the size of the red planet. Most underrated 2 guard in the league hands down. If this guy was playing in a larger market, he would be on BSPN every night and average 30 a game. Montante Montante Montante Montante...which is the Spanish word for STUD !! If I were ever fortunate enough to get Manu's jock after a game I would wring out every last drop of ball sweat and use it before games like holy water to bless my poor nutless Penix Dungs team. I would have Manu nut juice on every seat in the American Airlines arena and drink whats left over in hopes of capturing some of Manu's mojo. This guy is NAILS !!
8. The subs
Lucky bas s. Get to win rings year after year. May as well call the Spurs bench the Larry O'Brien retirement village.
TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL !!
1. Tim Duncan
This 4-time NBA champion and 2-time MVP constantly shows my boy Amare Stodawhiner how the game should be played. He plays on both ends of the court like a true professional. He understands that the only ESPN highlights that mean are the ones which show confetti dropping from the ceiling and hardware presentations. He doesn't act like a fool and beat his chest and do pushups after making 2-pt baskets. Damn I wish little Amare was like him.
Callo you are tight in your words, I hope the Spurs are just as tight in their clutch-time performance throughout the playoffs. Amen.
I'd hate the Spurs too if they owned my team in the playoffs just about every year...
That was funny. And to think that the Suns got Shaq for the express reason of beating the Spurs. A low post scorer and defender capable of playing Duncan one on one - the one thing that has been lacking for the Suns.
What's the saying - Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
Last edited by nfg3; 04-25-2008 at 07:12 PM.
I'd just like to reiterate what an awesome video this is
Watching it just puts you in a fantastic mood, and that's not easy to do in my case because I'm already in a pretty ing good mood. But it's just a wonderful feeling watching that video.
I'll definitly be watching this vido for a while whenever I feel down or perhaps before bedtime...I mean that is the stuff sweet dreams are made of...
Last edited by whottt; 04-20-2008 at 01:12 AM.
You know it's funny that the Suns fans mention Horry...
Out of all the teams Horry has played for, he's been a perfect teamate and model of professionalism on all of them...and he's wanted to stay playing for all of them....
Except one...the Phoenix Suns...for some reason he couldn't stand playing or that team...
And what makes it really ironic is that he's such a winner and the Suns are such losers...
It's like...he was alergic to all that losing and couldn't stand it, he literally could not stand it and basically forced them to trade him...being forced to play for a loser like the Suns to a guy like Horry must be like throwing holy water on a vampire...or better yet, like kryptonite to Superman. He just had to get away from it...it just was such an alien feeling to his system...at the instinctive level. Disgust? Nausea? Revulsion...He just knew...that wasn't the place for him, on that team, because he was a guy destined to win many rings, and he was right.
Amazing when you think about just how ironic it really is.
Good thing he did leave too, or else he'd have about 5 fewer rings.
As for Finley...he's probably happy he got traded from the Suns as well...
To the thread starter
I think after one game many of your points can be thrown out. Finley has some juice. I did not get to see the entire game (just the 4th and OT), but I think I can say for sure that Phoenix is not going to the finals this year or in the next few years.
The flopping whine comes from Shaq, who gets more protection than just about anyone - Shaq. Has the old fat one EVER fouled out of a playoff game?
When the game was one the line, Shaq was able to hit a driving Ginobili in the face with his arm coming down a little bit, and Phoenix, instead of being down one with two made free throws, is up three with a little over a minute. It's unbelievable that O'neal and Amare were able to play the entire regulation game without fouling out.
It is clear the Suns will not win a championship this year or any year in the near future after just one game. They will run out of gas.
This just in!....I still hate the San Antonio Spurs.
By the way, what a bush league move trying to suspend Barbosa. There is a reason that your team always pulls the lowest national ratings, everyone hates your team.
Everyone? Or just you.
Me , by far the most. Everyone outside of San Antonio hates them in differing degrees.
Last edited by ransome; 04-26-2008 at 01:47 AM.
I guess that can be said about anything and everything.
This just in...nobody cares.
Consistent winning is always going to breed hate. Goes with the territory.
Can I play?I haven't always hated the Spurs, in fact I loved to watch them play during the George Gervin - Artis Gilmore days. Larry Kenon was great.
When the Suns beat them in six games in 1993 I respected the Spurs with David Robinson , but I did not hate them...yet.
I am sure it is not your city I've been there , who can hate a city that has the Alamo downtown.No, it is not that.The team colors don't bother me , the Raiders look good in them. What is it then...
- Tim Duncan
The insect headed cyborg who whines and complains on every call.I did not think NBA basketball could be this boring but Robotron manages to take out all the fun with his complete lack of charisma.My hatred of the San Antonio Spurs starts with the only person in the world that es more than my wife, which is no small feat.- Greg Popovich
Mr Personality himself, this wispy haired, clay face coach is a master at teaching the finer points of the game such as flopping, whining and of course moaning about every call in every game.According to him, the officials have never gotten one call against his team correct for the last 8 or 9 years.He thinks he can intimidate the refs by barking at them with his guppy sized mouth. Take off the fright wig Greg.- Robert Horry
There is a lot to hate here, but he is washed up now, who cares.- Bruce Bowen
There are players that everyone hates unless they are on your team, Danny Ainge for example.Bowen is that rare exception, I would still hate him if he was on my team. Hands down the dirtiest player in the league , that is a proud legacy.- Tony Parker
I did not start out hating Tony and I don't envy him his girlfriend. It was the inevitable stink of the other Spurs players(see aboveuncan, Horry, Bowen) that rubbed off on Tony. His scarred cherub face now makes me queasy.
- Michael Finley
Man ,has his game deteriorated, if his jumper is not on, he is a ghost.He needs a wheelchair to take it to the hoop.It is hard for me to hate a player who is a s of their former selfs.Exception is Horry: see above.- Manu Ginobli
Fracaso, Fracaso , Fracaso , Fracaso. Fracaso is the Spanish word for flop. The flopping king will try to flop at least 4 times per game. Los fracasos de Ginobli tienen gusto de un pescado.- The subs
They are Spurs and that is enough. I hate them all.
I am not saying who will win the series , I am just saying that I hate the spurs and always hope they lose every game.
- Shaquille O'neal
The gorilla headed fatass who whines and complains on every call. This fat headed idiot cries after every call when he obviously lowers those 800 pound shoulders into people's faces. He looks like star jones on steroids.- Mike D'antoni
Mr. Idiotic himself. Comes out looking like hitler only to further this notion by selling just like him after every call. Could be the worse coach in the league now that isiah is gone.- Leandro Barbosa
I think he's retired now? I dunno i haven't seen him in a while.- Amare Stoudemire
There are players that everyone hates unless they are on your team/ Amare is that rare exception, I would still hate him if he was on my team. Hands down the whiniest player in the league , that is a proud legacy. He loves dissapearing in the second half almost as much as saying the stupidest you could ever image. He is, though, good at doing clutch pushups.- Steve Nash
Pretty boy steve nash and his long and luscious hair glide down the court behind him. Most known for being robert horry's last playoffs.- Gordon Giricek
Should have gotten barry.- Raja Bell
Flau Flau Flau is the Raja word for flop. As we know his name is probably roger he just doesnt know how to say it correctly. The flopping king will try to flop at least 14 times per game.- The subs
Kurt Thomas is probably one of the game's best low post defenders and a great jump shooter. He is probably what is holding this team togeth...wait.
FIXEDI haven't always hated the Spurs, in fact I loved to watch them play during the George Gervin - Artis Gilmore days. Larry Kenon was great.
When the Suns beat them in six games in 1993 I respected the Spurs with David Robinson , but I did not hate them...yet.
I am sure it is not your city I've been there , who can hate a city that has the Alamo downtown.No, it is not that.The team colors don't bother me , the Raiders look good in them. What is it then...
- Jealousy. Because the Spurs win Championships while the Suns go fishing.
- Jealousy. Because the Spurs win Championships while the Suns go fishing..
- Jealousy. Because the Spurs win Championships while the Suns go fishing.
- Jealousy. Because the Spurs win Championships while the Suns go fishing.
- Jealousy. Because the Spurs win Championships while the Suns go fishing.
- Jealousy. Because the Spurs win Championships while the Suns go fishing.
- Jealousy. Because the Spurs win Championships while the Suns go fishing.
- Jealousy. Because the Spurs win Championships while the Suns go fishing.
I am not saying who will win the series , I am just saying that I hate the spurs because the continuously own my beloved Suns
Why, oh why can't my Suns win a le?
I know I saw this exact same thing posted on the basketball forums at ESPN about 2 months ago. The OP either copied it and passed it off as his own, or he's the same guy and isn't clever enough to come up with new material. Either way...I haven't always hated the Spurs, in fact I loved to watch them play during the George Gervin - Artis Gilmore days. Larry Kenon was great.
When the Suns beat them in six games in 1993 I respected the Spurs with David Robinson , but I did not hate them...yet.
I am sure it is not your city I've been there , who can hate a city that has the Alamo downtown.No, it is not that.The team colors don't bother me , the Raiders look good in them. What is it then...
- Tim Duncan
The insect headed cyborg who whines and complains on every call.I did not think NBA basketball could be this boring but Robotron manages to take out all the fun with his complete lack of charisma.My hatred of the San Antonio Spurs starts with the only person in the world that es more than my wife, which is no small feat.- Greg Popovich
Mr Personality himself, this wispy haired, clay face coach is a master at teaching the finer points of the game such as flopping, whining and of course moaning about every call in every game.According to him, the officials have never gotten one call against his team correct for the last 8 or 9 years.He thinks he can intimidate the refs by barking at them with his guppy sized mouth. Take off the fright wig Greg.- Robert Horry
There is a lot to hate here, but he is washed up now, who cares.- Bruce Bowen
There are players that everyone hates unless they are on your team, Danny Ainge for example.Bowen is that rare exception, I would still hate him if he was on my team. Hands down the dirtiest player in the league , that is a proud legacy.- Tony Parker
I did not start out hating Tony and I don't envy him his girlfriend. It was the inevitable stink of the other Spurs players(see above- Michael Finley
Man ,has his game deteriorated, if his jumper is not on, he is a ghost.He needs a wheelchair to take it to the hoop.It is hard for me to hate a player who is a s of their former selfs.Exception is Horry: see above.- Manu Ginobli
Fracaso, Fracaso , Fracaso , Fracaso. Fracaso is the Spanish word for flop. The flopping king will try to flop at least 4 times per game. Los fracasos de Ginobli tienen gusto de un pescado.- The subs
They are Spurs and that is enough. I hate them all.
FRACASO= PHOENIX SUNS!!!!!!!!!! That´s good spanish....
this guy is a whiner just like the big tus or cactus
You hate the Spurs now because the Suns has been losing important games to the Spurs. That's why. You did not hate the Spurs when Suns won. I kind of emphatize with your logic.I haven't always hated the Spurs, in fact I loved to watch them play during the George Gervin - Artis Gilmore days. Larry Kenon was great.
When the Suns beat them in six games in 1993 I respected the Spurs with David Robinson , but I did not hate them...yet.
But your Suns is a loser!
oringal post ws pretty funny actually, and it makes the Spurs victories sooooooooooooooo much sweeter
Typical Suns fans. Hate, hate, hate. Why do you think the Spurs win, win, win? Because they respect their opponents. They don't "hate" them. They even fear them. And then they go out and beat the pants out of them.
There is no sense of en lement with this team. There is no "we're the better team" kind of boasting. The Spurs have always been about work. They've earned their championships because they know that the team that works the hardest is the one that inevitably comes out on top.
Too bad the Suns fans don't seem to get it.
The only person that bugs me on that list is - Robert Horry.
He mostly sits on the bench for the last few years and wins rings.
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