Yeah, it really hurts my eyes watchin` somebody beein` so fat and so immobile
and gettin 20.000.000 $ doin` so...
If we're going to change it so that Shaq won't get embarrassed by the Hack-a-Shaq, we should go all the way and change it so he won't get embarrassed by the pick-and-roll.
Yeah, it really hurts my eyes watchin` somebody beein` so fat and so immobile
and gettin 20.000.000 $ doin` so...
I felt embarrased for him...
And THAT, my fellow Spurs fans, is a sig-worthy quote if ever I saw one.
The worst thing I'm worried about is that Suns players lose their temper and foul hard/deck a Spurs player.
"When I'm upset, I'm known to do certain things - like win championships" - Shaquille O'Neal
New rule. You can't have superstar guards from both Argentina and France. To solve this issue, the opposing team can select which of the guards to put on the bench.
They should limit playoff teams to 7 deep. That way teams like the Spurs won't have disposable players to hack-a-snaq.
New rule: teams get to replace one playoff game with the result from a regular season game per playoff series.
Well said ShoogarBear!!!!![]()
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New Rule: Hall of Fame power forwards cannot shoot end-of-game three-pointers.
I thought the turning point for the Suns tonight was when Timmy flopped. Stop that Flop!
You should compile all these new rules and send them over to Stu & Stern companies...![]()
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If the Suns and Spurs would have replayed Game 1 ten times, the Suns would win eight. Games 2 and 3 were just the other two games unaccounted for in the equation.
If Shaq is within 9 feet of your guard shooting a three, the shot doesn't count.
We also need a rule change in baseball that pitchers are not allowed to throw sliders. They are harder to hit. Rule changes to cover all players' deficiencies!
New rule. Instead of playing games in the playoffs, we'll award the series victory to the team that averaged more point during the regular season.
New rule: A guard is not allowed an unconstested layup with under 10 seconds to go.
Playoff series will be decided by Hollinger's regressions.
New rule: if you have three HoF players in your starting lineup, you only have to play on one side of the court.
Series winners will be decided by TV ratings and ESPN polls
I fixed Shoogar!!!!![]()
New rule: Phoenix Suns get 6 men on defense.
Oh wait...that might not help either.
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