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  1. #1226
    Player To Be Named Later
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    You know those 'special numbers' in cell phones, the ones you can only call in emergencies or some .

    Ya, those should also go in effect after 2am to prevent bas children and herpes.
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  2. #1227
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    hmmm. she doesn't give in to taken, persistant guys requests.
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  3. #1228
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    You Know Those 'special Numbers' In Cell Phones, The Ones You Can Only Call In Emergencies Or Some .

    Ya Those Should Also Go In Effect After 2am To Prevent Bas Children And Herpes.
    way to kill about 80% of my sex life.
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  4. #1229
    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    You Know Those 'special Numbers' In Cell Phones, The Ones You Can Only Call In Emergencies Or Some .

    Ya Those Should Also Go In Effect After 2am To Prevent Bas Children And Herpes.
    Good call.

    But mostly for sex.
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  5. #1230
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I had sex at 3am once .........
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  6. #1231
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I had sex at 3am once .........
    Did you have the body back at the morgue by the time they opened up in the morning?
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  7. #1232
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    "Your PM box is 91% full."

    What a nifty, new feature.

    Thank you for the warning, Spurstalk.
    Attention.

    .

    And, bragger.
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  8. #1233
    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    Attention.

    .

    And, bragger.
    I knew you'd catch that.

    .
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  9. #1234
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I knew you'd catch that.

    .
    I don't charge, so I'm just a .

    I thought everyone knew that already.
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  10. #1235
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    I don't charge, so I'm just a .

    I thought everyone knew that already.
    And who said I charge?

    Assholes.
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  11. #1236
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    And who said I charge?

    Assholes.
    Nobody said it, I just assumed. My bad.
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  12. #1237
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    Edit...
    Last edited by atlfan25; 04-28-2008 at 04:42 PM. Reason: REDUNDANCY
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  13. #1238
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Katy puts out for free?
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  14. #1239
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    Not only that, apparently they also buy dinner and get you drunk.
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  15. #1240
    I hold my own MANGINA's Avatar
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    Freebies!!!
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  16. #1241
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    That's pretty kick ass. Katy is good people in my book.
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  17. #1242
    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    I have no idea what any of you assholes are talking about.

    Atl, it's okay to be redundant. Say it again.
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  18. #1243
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    So you don't buy people dinner after boning them?
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  19. #1244
    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    Not only that, apparently they also buy dinner and get you drunk.
    Never.
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  20. #1245
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    just a quick life tidbit. never fart right before you sit on the toilet. not good. especially after fiesta.
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  21. #1246
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    and just after i was building you a good reputation.....
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  22. #1247
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Not only that, apparently they also buy dinner and get you drunk.
    I buy dinner and drinks if I'm the person who does the inviting.

    But I very seldom do the inviting.
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  23. #1248
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    Who here besides me thinks that katy is a possible tranny?
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  24. #1249
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Did you have the body back at the morgue by the time they opened up in the morning?
    no because you have to soak the body in hot water for about 2 hours before you can have sex with it so you can imagine how long I had to wait before it dried out. So it was at least 3 days before I could return it
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  25. #1250
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i make the girl buy me whether i put out or not.
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