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"The KFC Bowl Game"
Sadness.
That's what it's come down to. Alone in the basement, masturbating to Jane Fonda tapes while eating a KFC Famous Bowl-type sadness.
Tonight, we may witness the end of what used to be our beloved Dallas Mavericks. From what has transpired since yesterday morning, we may see a sort of mutiny tonight - one where the players clearly tune out their coach and put it upon themselves to get the win tonight. It's definitely going to be odd.
This may be the final time we see Avery on the sidelines for the Mavs, the last time we see Stackhouse in any uniform and the last time we watch Josh Howard toss up another stupid ingjumper as a Dallas Maverick.
It feels like when you leave summer camp as a kid - sure, we had a blast while we were there. We got laid. We cried. People picked on us because we were fat. We were almost kickball champion before choking it away in the final inning. . It was sooooo close. But we never graced the promised land.
Anyway - it. Burger King.
"The KFC Bowl Game"
Is it possible to cry and masturbate at the same time?
Not that I've ever tried to mul ask like that...
that should be an actual shot. The "stupid ingjumper."
I just hope Josh doesn't settle for schwag the way he settles for 20-foot jumpers.
Yes, yes it is. I remember my last time like it was February 3rd, 2008.
Possible? Possible? It's the only way to fly, baby.
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Game 5.
I'll pick one up on the way home from work.
Dammit.
That's my birthday.
Oh, I just caught the signficance of that. Sorry about that.
Also, in honor of the Mavericks, should Laura Green be the subject of my next masturbation session? She's not even that hot, but if it's good enough for Joe Prunty, is it good enough for me? I'd actually prefer to get my hands on that MILF Gina Miller. I know Derek Harper does.
I may eat an entire Little Caesars pizza covered in Bacon Ranch dressing. $5 never looked so pathetic.
Would eating a salad and watching the game from the treadmill at the Y send good vibes the Mavs' way?
Greens not hot, but she ain't ugly either.
That's kinda gay. Unless you're wearing a man-thong underneath.
Let the Spurstalk community be the judge of that:
All true Mavs fans should cry, eat the KFC Bowl, and masturbate using the worst material possible all at the same time.
I'm going with Rosie O'Donnell.
btw I meant mul ask the activities by ourselves, not that all of us should do it in unison. Otherwise my last post would have sounded creepy.
Hey, I didn't say anything about tossing Mavs Man or Humble Billy's salad. I just wondered if karmically practicing good dietary habits and exercising might make a difference, as opposed to eating a bucket of fried chicken slathered in chocolate sauce.
Hey, if there's going to be any AutoFocus type-shenanigans, I'm Greg Kinnear, and you can be Willem Dafoe.
Sadness.
Anyway - it. Burger King.
http:///www.grannytgp.com
EXTREMELY NSFW
and extremely stomach-turning
You guys are gross lol, at least you guys are getting rid of Avery. I just hope that he doesn't somehow end up in Atl. He'll probably up everything we have.
Tonight is the night where Mavs fans should go completely slovenly and be disgusting. Just absolutely wallow in our misery. We should all look like Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball, with chicken skin remnants on our chest as we mutter " in Bennett Salvatore..."
What's with Feb 3, '08?
Superbowl. 18-1.
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