10 Reasons the Hornets will win Game 3

[GrandeDavid]

Stay Classy San Antonio. Do you understand that or should I say it is Spanish?

You could never define classy. First off, you evidently live by a swamp, boiling crawfish after snuggling with your boys Bubba an Boudreaux, probably looking up occasionally at your TV turned around on your window sill, which would've crashed to the ground if not for the duct tape barely fastening it to the rotted wood on what you'd call a "wall" on your shack. As you obviously are in desperate need of hope, swamp boy, some shining light in your existence, I sort of hope the Hornets win the series to give you some sort of measly carrot. Too bad it won't happen, though.

And too bad for you that you don't get paid to post these awful takes of yours which are rambling, bumbling and incoherent to intelligent life.

[cajunhornetsbayou]

FYI: In America we call "Grande" Big.

[polandprzem]

Nice feeding

[Korny Earl]

.. bet he wasnt too racist when the mexicans rebuilt his neighborhood.. of course back then he was probably on the spurs wagon

[Homeland Security]

I am not racist. Its a fact that there are a lot of Mexicans in Texas. Dont confuse facts with racism. You must be an Obama voter.

There are a lot of Mexicans in Louisiana these days too. That's because there's a lot of work available there, and Mexicans enjoy working, while Louisianians prefer handouts.

[Homeland Security]

The only time in recorded history when San Antonio had a worse crime problem than New Orleans was in September 2005. Then the evacuees moved back.

[Budkin]

Weaksauce. Mild weaksauce.

[cajunhornetsbayou]

There are a lot of Mexicans in Louisiana these days too. That's because there's a lot of work available there, and Mexicans enjoy working, while Louisianians prefer handouts.

Yes there are some LA's who are lazy just like some Texan's are as well. Too stereotype a whole state as lazy is pretty stupid. Most Mexicans here work here during the week and drive home to Northern Mexico aka Texas on the weekend. They are great workers

[cajunhornetsbayou]

.. bet he wasnt too racist when the mexicans rebuilt his neighborhood.. of course back then he was probably on the spurs wagon

I have never been racist

[Obstructed_View]

Since the same person that said Chandler can defend Duncan also thinks Scola is a Spur...

Oh, btw:

[Homeland Security]

Yes there are some LA's who are lazy just like some Texan's are as well. Too stereotype a whole state as lazy is pretty stupid. Most Mexicans here work here during the week and drive home to Northern Mexico aka Texas on the weekend. They are great workers

What's funny is that parts of actual northern Mexico, much less Texas, have a more robust economy than Louisiana.

So congratulations, Louisiana. Keep up those rebuilding plans and soon you might be back up to the level of a middle-income Third World country.

[Obstructed_View]

I have never been racist

You must be black.

[Jacob]

...soon you might be back up to the level of a middle-income Third World country.

[cajunhornetsbayou]

Since the same person that said Chandler can defend Duncan also thinks Scola is a Spur...

Oh, btw:

I meant Oberto when I said Scola. It was an honest mistake. Chandler was unbelievable on Duncan game 1. He knows certain spots on the floor not to let Duncan touch the ball out. He also does a great job at maintaining contact while Duncan has the ball, thus not allowing him to get off an uncontested shot.

Eva Longoria is the most overrated looking women in Hollywood. Good body. Face is ok. Personality sucks

[SAGambler]

Clearly I meant Uberto. Nice try

Another dumber than a box of rocks cajun

[SAGambler]

What's funny is that parts of actual northern Mexico, much less Texas, have a more robust economy than Louisiana.

So congratulations, Louisiana. Keep up those rebuilding plans and soon you might be back up to the level of a middle-income Third World country.

The Kingfish is dead.

[Obstructed_View]

Chandler was unbelievable on Duncan game 1.

Yet you still believe it.

[phyzik]

The only time in recorded history when San Antonio had a worse crime problem than New Orleans was in September 2005. Then the evacuees moved back.

Beat me to it.

[rayray2k8]

Why do you guys continue to respond?
This topic obviously isnt going anywhere..
Not all hornet fans are this ignorant. (At least I hope not.)

[jack sommerset]

Thats the dumbest top 10 I read in years.

[SpursDynasty]

After sitting on my back porch overlooking the swamp in my backyard and boiling some crawfish, while watching the Hornets win last night, me and my boys Bubba and Boudreaux came up with 10 reasons we will win game 3. Here they are:

10. Chandler guarding Duncan – Chandler knows how to keep him out the lane and away from getting easy shots

9. Hornets win in multiple ways – In game 1, West dominated. In game 2, West struggled. We can win an up and down game and a half court game.

8. Eva Longoria – She is basically the Jessica Simpson Curse for the Cowboys without the good looks

7. New Orleans fans know San Antonio – A lot of us went there to watch the Saints play when they were the Santos for some of the games a couple seasons back. San Antonio is not intimidating, except for the crime.

6. Byron Scott – Coach of the Year

5. French Quarter > Riverwalk – Riverwalk is pretty boring. The French quarter has history and fun.

4. Language Barrier – The Spurs have a lot of foreign players: Parker, Ginobli, Scola, etc…It is hard for them in the huddle to communicate. Also a lot of spurs fans are Mexican and don’t speak English either

3. Duncan and Ginobli are washed up – You can tell their age is wearing on them. Ginobli cant even dribble anymore and he is bald. Duncan struggles to get up and down the court.

2. CP3 – Not only should he be the mvp, but he is the best player in the NBA as well.

1. Alaska is bigger than Texas – Texas is the second largest state. Also when LA was purchased, it was bigger than Texas as well. We aren’t intimidated by your big state. If Alaska had a basketball team, then we would be scared.

Wow and I'm SO SURE New Orleans is an intimidating city right now. Maybe our fans don't do voodoo or run under different law than the rest of the country, that doesn't make our team any less better.

Outside tourist attractions have nothing to do with basketball on the court.

Byron Scott won COTY but Chris Paul didn't win MVP. It's on the court players that matter. We've already beaten your coach in the Finals before.

[VoiceofReason]

First, some you are even less adept than the Okies at recognizing irony. And that's saying a lot.

Second, many of you clearly don't know the first thing about New Orleans.

Third, the only meaningful "reason" the Hornets are about to eliminate the Spurs is that the Hornets are a more athletic team playing better basketball.

[dbreiden83080]

10. Chandler guarding Duncan – Chandler knows how to keep him out the lane and away from getting easy shots

We can all stop reading right here as proof you don't know what you are talking about.

[Teal Street]

Is that you Bayou Bullet?

[SpursDynasty]

Peja is streaky. Remember 2002? On fire one night, disappears the next.