Question for married folks out there....

[Spurminator]

What if he proceeded to cover your face with the towel?

(This has the makings of one of those made-up named sex pranks like the Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez).

[peewee's lovechild]

I think its a matter of men not caring............they dont care as long as they nut.

Amen, young brother.

[degenerate_gambler]

It's definitely preferable to a towel. If a guy ed me, but then completely excluded me from his climax? I think I'd feel like a human fleshlight.

Only thing worse than wasting it in a towel is blowing it on your side of the bed so that you get the wet spot.

[monosylab1k]

What if he proceeded to cover your face with the towel?

(This has the makings of one of those made-up named sex pranks like the Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez).

The Mississippi Oxy Pad?

[mrsmaalox]

What if he proceeded to cover your face with the towel?

(This has the makings of one of those made-up named sex pranks like the Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez).

I guess he could try; but I wouldn't recommend it considering the proximity of my foot to his genitals!

[CuckingFunt]

Only thing worse than wasting it in a towel is blowing it on your side of the bed so that you get the wet spot.

I'm a firm believer in sex in the middle of the bed, so that everyone has to share the suffering.

[degenerate_gambler]

The Mississippi Oxy Pad?

or

The New Orlean Muffalata

[Summers]

I'm a firm believer in sex in the middle of the bed, so that everyone has to share the suffering.

Great minds think alike!

[degenerate_gambler]

I'm a firm believer in sex in the middle of the bed, so that everyone has to share the suffering.

lol

there truly is no other option.

[Sunshine]

Solution to not faking it (Sack im trying to help you out here) is oral, you will feel it for sure!!

I'm always down for that, and since I get off on the visual, this is perfect for me. I can see, feel AND taste it.

[Sunshine]

Well the 2nd part is incorrect because they wouldnt come back like they always do!!! They can't feel the throbbing if you pull out and grab the towel!!

But why would anyone do that?

[Sunshine]

Dump 'sack and marry me.

Now peewee...you know I can't do that!

[Summers]

I'm always down for that, and since I get off on the visual, this is perfect for me. I can see, feel AND taste it.

Eleven pages into this thread is probably a weird place to say this, but that is too much information.

[ATRAIN]

When I read your first comment, I was going to ask why you didn't take it upon yourself to make it not suck and try to make it something exciting, satisfying, and enjoyable for you AND your partner. Your second comment, however, made that question completely unnecessary.

This thread has made me very happy that I'm so selective about the men I've slept with, because I'd imagine bad sex would just be depressing as .

Well dont get me wrong if its someone I am with or care about then ill take the time to make it good, if its just a ho, then im all about coming and going!!! Or not coming and faking it because she sucks at ing or head or handjobs(believe me they are out there).

[ATRAIN]

What if he proceeded to cover your face with the towel?

(This has the makings of one of those made-up named sex pranks like the Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez).

Im going to do that before the year is out!!

[ATRAIN]

I'm always down for that, and since I get off on the visual, this is perfect for me. I can see, feel AND taste it.

Sack for all the men in this thread you better get some tonight, if not for us do it for pee wee!!

[ATRAIN]

But why would anyone do that?

That was meant for those who you have to fake it on because either A. Too drunk to , B. Sleepy

[mrsmaalox]

That was meant for those who you have to fake it on because either A. Too drunk to , B. Sleepy

Can someone be too drunk to ? Or is it too drunk to maintain an erection?

[mrsmaalox]

Eleven pages into this thread is probably a weird place to say this, but that is too much information.

"And if he shoots it near my ear, I can hear it too!" Just kidding Sunshine, you are in my book!

[ATRAIN]

Can someone be too drunk to ? Or is it too drunk to maintain an erection?

Depends on the person...........if I am wasted drunk ( like if I drank half a bottle of crown) its like Viagra for me. However finishing is a problem.

[CuckingFunt]

Depends on the person...........if I am wasted drunk ( like if I drank half a bottle of crown) its like Viagra for me. However finishing is a problem.

Seriously, what's the point of even bothering in that case? Conquest and/or bragging rights? The knowledge that, no matter how crappy it was, at least you got laid?

Of all the crazy I've done, I've only done the drunk sex thing (emphasis on drunk, here, as I'm not talking about buzzed or tipsy) a few times. In all of those cases it was so incredibly dissatisfying and un-sexy that I've avoided it ever since. I'd much rather just go to sleep and save the ing for when I'm sober enough to enjoy it.

[mrsmaalox]

.......Seriously, what's the point of even bothering in that case? Conquest and/or bragging rights? The knowledge that, no matter how crappy it was, at least you got laid?

What bragging rights? "I couldn't do it!" Remember, you are addressing the person who made this statement :
"I think its a matter of men not caring............they dont care as long as they nut." The same person who keeps a " towel" and has a plan for "faking it" if necessary!!!

[Clandestino]

"And if he shoots it near my ear, I can hear it too!" Just kidding Sunshine, you are in my book!

this is the funniest i've heard in a long time.

[Don Quixote]

Can someone be too drunk to perform? Or is it too drunk to maintain happiness?

I think Shakespeare alluded to this in Hamlet. I forget which character ... Horatio?

[ATRAIN]

What bragging rights? "I couldn't do it!" Remember, you are addressing the person who made this statement :
"I think its a matter of men not caring............they dont care as long as they nut." The same person who keeps a " towel" and has a plan for "faking it" if necessary!!!

Bragging rights stopped mattering once I left high school. Im just saying its good to be prepared.