The Texas Rangers And Their le Defense!

[monosylab1k]

That's right, they are going to defend their championship this year! The Texas Rangers are the keepers of the most prized possession in all of baseball -



That's right, the SILVER BOOT! yes!

Those ty ASSTROLLS are gonna get their balls rock off by the Rangers again! The Silver Boot stays right where it belongs - Arlington Texas baby!

[Melmart1]

I don't know why this still cracks me up.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will make a sig bet with anyone. The Astros will take this this year.

[ATRAIN]

I will make a sig bet with anyone. The Astros will take this this year.

BET DID SOMEONE SAY BET??? I wanna make a bet!! Everyone knows I make good on my bets hahaha.

[monosylab1k]

This is coming up on Friday. Looks like the Astros will have to face our Big 3 of Millwood, Ponson, and Padilla. Get ready to have your asses handed to you, ASStrolls!

Texas will take an early 3-0 lead in the battle for the Silver Boot

[DOMINATOR]

This is coming up on Friday. Looks like the Astros will have to face our Big 3 of Millwood, Ponson, and Padilla. Get ready to have your asses handed to you, ASStrolls!

Texas will take an early 3-0 lead in the battle for the Silver Boot

BLT will make cake out of your big 3

[traitoravery]

B- Berkman
L- Lee
T- Tejada


Berkman sure is the Bacon ..... I say Texas 4 Astros 2 for the series.

[midgetonadonkey]

B- Berkman
L- Lee
T- Tejada


Berkman sure is the Bacon ..... I say Texas 4 Astros 2 for the series.

Have you seen the way he's been slamming the ball lately? No way The Astros lose the series.

[monosylab1k]

The most hallowed trophy in all of baseball will be won again by the Texas Rangers Dynasty.

[ATRAIN]

Sad Sad Sad, Mono I can't wait to be in charge of your sig!!!

[Whisky Dog]

No Millwood.

[ATRAIN]

BLT will own!!!

[FirebatMIV]

The National League - The only baseball league place where a team of washed up players like Miguel Tejada, unadulterated hackers like Hunter Pence and Overrated piles like Carlos Lee can combine to form a decent baseball team.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The AL: The only league where Barry Bonds is still a viable free agent.

[FirebatMIV]

The AL: The only league where Barry Bonds is still a viable free agent.

Yep, a guy who can really hit tends to be more valuable than a guy who can barely hit and can't field (Tejada). Who'd thought?

[leemajors]

Yep, a guy who can really hit tends to be more valuable than a guy who can barely hit and can't field (Tejada). Who'd thought?

.342 so far, looking good in the field too.

[FirebatMIV]

.342 so far, looking good in the field too.

Thanks to an unmaintainable 28.8% LD% (about 15% better than Ted Williams career wise), the second worst SS in the majors by most defensive metrics.

[ATRAIN]

Thanks to an unmaintainable 28.8% LD% (about 15% better than Ted Williams career wise), the second worst SS in the majors by most defensive metrics.

Guess your not watching the games because the astros havent lost a beat defensively. Go ahead and keep your numbers because from the looks of it Tejada might be an allstar this year. Coming from someone that watches all thier games. If I miss them I dvr them and watch them later and I can tell you he looks good out there defensively. We hardly miss Adam Everett.

[DBryant88]

I will make a sig bet with anyone. The Astros will take this this year.

how do you bet when your broke???

[monosylab1k]

Guess your not watching the games because the astros havent lost a beat defensively. Go ahead and keep your numbers because from the looks of it Tejada might be an allstar this year. Coming from someone that watches all thier games. If I miss them I dvr them and watch them later and I can tell you he looks good out there defensively. We hardly miss Adam Everett.

Yeah but by the time Friday rolls around it will be revealed that Tejada is 45 years old with diabetes.

Rangers sweep this weekend. Book it.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah but by the time Friday rolls around it will be revealed that Tejada is 45 years old with diabetes.

Rangers sweep this weekend. Book it.

hahahah we will see this weekend !

[leemajors]

you should have a KFC bowl bet. video of loser eating it posted on youtube.

[FirebatMIV]

Honestly, a team that plays in hte NL central should not be talking to anyone. Heck, the entire NL should just do everyone a favor and quiet down. I'm not sure some of these NL teams would beat the Frisco ROughriders right now.

[monosylab1k]

Oh yeah, it's finally here! After Sunday, the glorious Texas Rangers will be 3 wins closer to the Silver Boot!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat That, ASSTROLLS fans!

[Spurminator]

I hear the Rangers are asking the MLB if Lance Berkman can just take a base immediately so they don't have to bother with the four pitches it takes to intentionally walk him.