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“DISBURSE” Did you watch Disburse game last night??!!
"Choo Choo" - Me and my Dad went to the bank and tolds the lady, "hey give us all you money or we gonna choo choo!"
“Racial” --- Orale, Maria has a nice ass but so does her sister Racial
Choose” - That vato is so poor he cant buy choose for his feet
“Budweiser”..A cop pulled us over and told us to put our hands behind our backs and I told him Budweiser.
* "Cheese" Maria likes me but cheese fat.
* "Highway" I turned in baed last night and saw my wife with no makeup on and said highway you scared me.
* "Stairway" My Ruca wears tight jeans and I tell my homeboy "don't Stairway"!
* "Chair" I was about to eat a bag of candy, then my mom yells, "Mira Cabron you better Chair that candy".
* "Harrassment" Oye Vato my lady caught me in bed with another Ruca, pero sabes que, Harrassment nothing to me.
* "Water" My vieja always gets mad and I don't even know Water problem is.
* "Shoulder" My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
* "TEXAS" My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
* "Herpes" Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
* "July" Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
* "Rectum" I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!
* "Juarez" "One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?"
“Juicy” -Hey vato i will roll d joint and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!
“Sodas” -My vieja smokes mary juana and SODAS her sister
“MUSHROOM” - Orale vato, when all my familia get in the car, theres not mushroom.
“Berry” - My vieja has been berry good to me.
“Juno”- Hey Pedro, juno what?
“Jester” - I haven't seen mi vieja since jester day.
“FRITO” -After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i was FRITO go
“Jew” - Vamos a la playa, just me and jew.
“Jello”- The color of bananas is jello.
“Estate”- What estate do jew live in? I live in Tejas.
“LIVER AND CHEESE” Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him “ orale loco, LIVER alone CHEESE my girl”
“CASHEW” - I tried running after you but I couldn’t CASHEW’
“Wafer” I wanted to go to the flea market with my mom but she didn't wafer me
“Brief” My Homie farted gacho and i couldnt brief!
“Chicken” "My wife wanted me to go the store, pero chicken go herself."
KEDA sends me these all the time. I think he's a racist.
But why, sir?
but why sir......man thats good....
Got it. Not the best one is it?
Jew frito make up your own.
Very good!!!
Very good!!!
I get these like 10 times a day text to me from all my friends.
It's funny but damn one friend sends it to me and our other friends then the other friends send me the same text thinking they are the first one to get it so I will get the same joke like 3-5 times in 30mins.
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN EVERBODY TEXAS YOU ALL THE TIME
YOU MAY SEE THIS ON THE WESTSIDE!!!
Wasso funny? I don get these yokes.
Taco kicks ass.
I received a message a while back that said:
4% of Texans said there was an illegal immigration problem in Texas. The other 96% said "Que dijo?".
Wait till that Cajun Hornet asshole finds this thread.
"KEDA texas these jokes to me all the time but I a racist them."
MrsM, juno get it!
Mexicans belong in Mexico.
My Mexican doesn't work, lazy bas .
"Juarez" "One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?"
You sure you don't have a puerto rican that you are confusing with a Mexican? Mexicans are awesome workers... puerto ricans not so much...
They all look the same.
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