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Kori's boobs FTW!!!!
I merged your thread. Next time, just try to scroll down - it was only about midway down the front page.
Kori's boobs FTW!!!!
Bowen is really dirty. That's why he's been called for so many flagrant fouls over the years.
Oh, wait..... he hasn't.
It must be because the league is protecting him. Yeah, that's it.
get over yourself manHornets fans can talk smack when they've won 4 of these:
Here's my commentary on your "top 10 plays":
(10) Chris Paul smacks Bowen in the nuts with the ball, then rolls over on Bowen's foot as he's trying to step away. Stu Jackson decides that he needs to protect the baby Jesus.
(9) Bonzi Wells commits an offensive foul on Ginobili by doing one of his standard dislodge-the-defender-while-I-post-up move. Ginobili exaggerates the foul. Wells seems to believe that if his defender exaggerates the offensive foul, it automatically makes it not a foul. Wells demonstrates his stupidity by complaining to the ref.
(8) Ray Allen smashes his shoulder into Bowen's face and knocks him to the floor, committing an offensive foul (which the refs call). Bowen tries to stop Allen from rolling over on his ankle by touching him with his foot. Allen, with a great sense of en lement, thinks that he is allowed to bludgeon away as much as he wants, since he is a past All-Star, but any tiny tap by the defender means he should pretend to want to fight until some teammate comes and pulls him away.
7. This has absolutely nothing to do with basketball. Besides, the French think Jerry Lewis is a genius... so they probably love this.
6. Horry commits a hard intentional foul on Nash. Nash exaggerates the foul by flinging himself into the scorer's table. It works, but not in the way Nash intended. His brainless teammates, Amare and Diaw, forget the rule they've been taught, and the Suns coaches forget they're supposed to restrain the players. They are suspended. The league decides that they have to suspend Horry too, or they will be crucified.
5. Bowen is trying to play defense. Amare takes offense.
4. As AI often does, he flings himself into the defender on a drive and knocks him backwards, trusting the refs will let him get away with it, again. His feet get tangled up with the defender's feet as the defender falls backwards.
3. Bowen challenges a shot. Vince Carter thinks he should not be allowed to do that.
2. Bowen does to Nash what Nash always does to others... throws himself into the defender.
1. Bowen tries to challenge a shot by jumping at the shooter. Wally sticks his face in the way to try to get a foul. He does, but a harder one than he counted on. Unfortunate incident but the contact was initiated by Wally, not Bowen.
That's the funniest i've heard all day
Bull ...that would never happen...Chandler will be on the bench after fouling out 3 minutes into the 4th quarter...Originally Posted by mavs>spurs
I can see it now. 5 minutes left of the clock in game 7, Spurs are up 18 this game is over. Just before Pop can pull out his starters, Duncan takes a vicious elbow to the temple from Chandler. He is carried out of the arena on a stretcher, the Spurs go on to win the game. Later that night we learn that Tim Duncan was pronounced dead at 11:05 p.m.
Bull ...that would never happen...Chandler will be on the bench after fouling out 3 minutes into the 4th quarter...
- Mars
I always find it funny that we are both "soft" and "dirty"
BTW that lists looks more like bowen is dirty not the spurs
Watching my computer clock is way better than reading all of this article. Oh hey, wow, it's one minute past 7:28 AM in my place!
It's funny how any thread can spontaneously turn into a discussion about why the mars signs his posts.
-Jag
Oh look when i type dashmars something cool happens I wonder why
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ing Mars, hijacking my thread with his stupid Signatures!!! !!
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