Greetings and salutations Spurs fans and my Lakers sisters and brothers from other mothers! This is a glorious time of the year, is it not? I, for one, am pumped about my beloved Lakers playing the Spurs. It will be an epic battle for the ages with the Lakers winning game 6 in San Antonio.
Oh, yes, the quote from above,..shut the up, kind sir. Nine out of the fourteen championships were won in Los Angeles. Since when is 5 < 9? Are all of the teams' histories that were around before San Antonio supposed be forgotten? For a place whose motto is to remember a small brick building in the middle of nowhere, that sure seems lame.