How I Spent My Night on the Tarmac with the Spurs... by DJ Gallo

[RonMexico]

Even Spur fans can find some of the humor in his satire below:


LIFE WITH THE SPURS
How I spent my night trapped on the tarmac, by the San Antonio Spurs:

Manu Ginobili: "I kept reclining my seat over and over and over again to remind myself of sound defensive fundamentals."

Tony Parker: "My night was spent listening to Eva scream at me on my cell phone, saying this was the lamest excuse ever and that she knew I was with another woman and that I would pay."

Tim Duncan: "I just stared straight ahead and without emotion, patiently waiting for the delay to end."

Damon Stoudamire: "I stayed up all night worrying they were going through my bags."

Matt Bonner: "I joined the 14-foot-high club."

Michael Finley: "I watched 'Into The Wild' and then thought about who I would eat on the team if we were stuck in the plane much longer. I decided I'd start with Jacque Vaughn. He looks tender."

Bruce Bowen: "I actually spent the night in a holding cell for elbowing a stewardess who told me they were out of peanuts."

Fabricio Oberto: "I let my coaches take turns braiding my hair."

Robert Horry: "I slept peacefully until the maintenance crew got close to finishing, and then they woke me so I could tighten the final bolt."

-- DJ Gallo

[Cry Havoc]

Even Spur fans can find some of the humor in his satire below:

Michael Finley: "I watched 'Into The Wild' and then thought about who I would eat on the team if we were stuck in the plane much longer. I decided I'd start with Jacque Vaughn. He looks tender."

Robert Horry: "I slept peacefully until the maintenance crew got close to finishing, and then they woke me so I could tighten the final bolt."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I like DJ Gallo... good stuff on this one, too.

[lefty]

[Anti.Hero]

Robert Horry: "I slept peacefully until the maintenance crew got close to finishing, and then they woke me so I could tighten the final bolt."

Golden.

[PM5K]

I don't know who DJ Gallo is but it's pretty funny...

[ata]

Funny stuff

[SpursFanFirst]

good stuff! Good find.

[pawe]

Nice!