Kobe > Jesus

[Blackjack]

Let me see here...

Water into wine??? Impressive.

Skanks into four million dollar diamonds??? Yeah... Kobe > Jesus

[Fabbs]

per Doug Collins.

Anyone catch Doug Collins completely evading Marv and TNT bringing total attention to the Kobe foul on Duncan? Hard to miss. Right before half Duncan goes to the line. Clunks both FTs. However he rebounds his own long miss of #2. No one around but he and Kome. Duncan shoots, obvious foul on Kome.

Marv: He thought he was fouled, that's the end of the 1st half 46-37.

TNT now goes to a slo mo overhead shot showing all in detail. Kobe not only bodys him but obviously hacks at Duncans off arm as Duncan has the ball completely on the other side with his r hand. Easy foul call.
Marv: Now a look at that last missed FT by Duncan and the question is, was he fouled by Bryant?

Collins: See those are two big FTs missed Marv, it happened in the 4th qtr the other night when the Spurs were in the lead he missed a couple FTs, you've got a chance to stop the bleeding instead you go in having missed a couple FTs.

Marv: changed subject.

[PacerFan]

I think Kobes record vs Detroit in the finals is 1-4!

[jaysmooth422]

Agreed. Kobe is God.

Do you really think God would commit adultery?

[Emanuel20]

Do you really think God would commit adultery?

Ouch!

[JamStone]

Do you really think God would commit adultery?

If all Christian are all "children of God" then God is putting a lot of work in with millions of different women.

[KobeOwnsBowen]

That's a bad thing for the Pistons?

Have you seen Ben Wallace play the past two years?

Did you see Ben Wallace in 04? Pistons can't win a championship without prime Ben Wallace to clog the middle.

[JamStone]

Did you see Ben Wallace in 04? Pistons can't win a championship without prime Ben Wallace to clog the middle.

I'm sorry, did the Lakers re-sign Shaquille O'Neal for the remainder of these playoffs?

[KobeOwnsBowen]

I'm sorry, did the Lakers re-sign Shaquille O'Neal for the remainder of these playoffs?

I'll take a young Gasol and Odom over an over the hill Shaq.

[Steez]

Umm... i'd rather face the Celtics than the Pistons. Pistons are experienced, have great guards, a big man that can shoot the 3, a big man that can hit the 15 footer... they are very hard to guard. But that is another story... right now, Lakers and Laker fans should concentrate on the Champions. This series is far from over.

[KHRIS]

I'm sorry, did the Lakers re-sign Shaquille O'Neal for the remainder of these playoffs?

Dont even joke like that.

That tub of lard will never wear a Lakers jersey again. Unless hes wearing a Kobe jersey.

[sendman]

Kobe > Jesus

Sequ, what are you doing?
When John Lennon did this, people were burning The Beatles records and pictures.

Are you trying to set Kobe on fire?

[Sasha]

After the game last night, TNT had both Magic and Kobe on Inside the NBA as if they had already won the series.

This Laker lovefest is nauseating.

You're right. They're legends in their own minds - just like everyone else in LA.

I hope the house rocks tomorrow night.

[FilSpursFan]

Jesus plays basketball??

[SRJ]

This thread is great.

Shaq put a three-peat up in the Staples Center and every Laker fan is crushing him in this thread.

In SA, we honor the guys who put the banners in the rafters. In LA, they turn on him the second he leaves.

Typical Lakers. I can't wait till the big quake puts you all out to sea. I don't want any of you dead, just much further away from me.

[SequSpur]

Doug Collins just came on TV and said the Lakers can still come back in this game because the have Kobe.

The ing game is over already.

[spurschick]

I crack up every time I see this thread le.

[Troll_Dynasty]

lmfao

excellent thread!

[Troll_Dynasty]

Jesus plays basketball??

J.C. had a mean jump hook yo

[unforeseen]

Agreed. Kobe is God.

That is why he has the right to rape and cheat on his wife.

[pauls931]

per Doug Collins.

I thought Amare Stoudamire was already the self proclaimed 'Black Jesus' he has the tatoo to prove it. (about the only thing I don't like about him other than his help defense).