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  1. #1726
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    she might be down with you doing it in reverse.
    Aw come on Viva, you know I'm not getting your jokes/ entendres today! Explain or try again tomorrow okay?
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    Aw come on Viva, you know I'm not getting your jokes/ entendres today! Explain or try again tomorrow okay?
    well you know the "normal" way. now put the dude so his wang is pointing at your feet.
    .
    explaining it kinda ruins it.
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    well you know the "normal" way. now put the dude so his wang is pointing at your feet.
    .
    explaining it kinda ruins it.
    Nah.

    It was ruined before you explained it, too.
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  4. #1729
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    jason does not accept nose on his anus.
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    jason does not accept nose on his anus.
    Just anus on his nose?
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  6. #1731
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    ive done it twice... both times the girl initiated it... so that's why i figure that they like it to a degree.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Nah.

    It was ruined before you explained it, too.

    She's kinda right. I think a better saggy joke would've been to say something like, "You could be standing straight up in front of him and he can still you." Or "even with you standing up I wouldn't want to you because I would get carpet burn on my balls".

    Actually those are pretty bad too.
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  8. #1733
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    ive done it twice... both times the girl initiated it... so that's why i figure that they like it to a degree.
    I would imagine that some girls like the fact that guys like it.
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  9. #1734
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    Actually those are pretty bad too.
    The idea has merit, but the execution needs a bit more time.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I would imagine that some girls like the fact that guys like it.
    Fat chicks usually do all kinds of they don't enjoy just because they think the dude digs it.
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  11. #1736
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    Fat chicks usually do all kinds of they don't enjoy just because they think the dude digs it.
    That's not unique to the chubby set. There wouldn't be anywhere near as many cute "bi" girls if not for the fact that it's a turn on for their boyfriends.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    one of the chicks had no boobs and it was kinda awkward... the other chick had d's and it was pretty cool.
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  13. #1738
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    was it a saggy joke or an asshole in her face joke?
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    was it a saggy joke or an asshole in her face joke?
    It was an unfunny joke.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    one of the chicks had no boobs and it was kinda awkward... the other chick had d's and it was pretty cool.
    Did they spit on your to lube it up?
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    well you know the "normal" way. now put the dude so his wang is pointing at your feet.
    .
    explaining it kinda ruins it.
    Yea.
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  17. #1742
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i dont think id be too happy if a chick hocked a lugi on my wang.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    She's kinda right. I think a better saggy joke would've been to say something like, "You could be standing straight up in front of him and he can still you." Or "even with you standing up I wouldn't want to you because I would get carpet burn on my balls".

    Actually those are pretty bad too.
    Naw that last one sounds more like a real low hanging balls joke.
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    <p>
    Nah.</p>
    <p>&nbsp;</p>
    <p>It was ruined before you explained it, too.
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    ah. rub my elbow
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  20. #1745
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    there's some old white homeless guy goose stepping at trinidad and durango downtown.

    awesome.
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    there's some old white homeless guy goose stepping at trinidad and durango downtown.

    awesome.
    You were downtown and you didn't come see me at work? We are no longer friends. Get out of my life.
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  23. #1748
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Go yourself ashbeeigh.
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    This one is for you midge:

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  25. #1750
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    so wait... ashbeeigh wants to meet me on my lunch break so i can ty her?

    i'm down.

    pm me, ill give you my number.
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