You lie.
I'm going to post the PM if you don't take it back.
I thought maalox wasn't going to be sending pictures anymore.
I guess you broke her.
You lie.
I'm going to post the PM if you don't take it back.
Dude, the ties of the chick in your avi look disproportionate(sp?).
Maybe it's the camera's angle.
You just want to see my ass.
Take a number and line up behind Shagia.
Why should I? I'll just let everyone see everything they want to see on our RedTube video. Is it the one where I "humiliated" you with the strap-on?
No, it's the one where I shoved both of my legs into your because you wanted to show me your vagina was tight.
They went in pretty deep.
Oh okay. I was worried it might be the one where you wore that bonnet thing and had me change your diaper. That's a relief!
Wow I really don't even know what to say.
I forgot to add that you were singing "Michael Row the Boat Ashore, Hallelujea". I don't know howto spell that.
No, no, no, no.
You have it all wrong.
I was singing "Jimmy crack corn" and I was shoving ears of corn in your .
Damn woman, I stuck enough corn in there to feed an African nation.
You should be proud of your freakishly elastic 50 year old .
You were doing so well and then you go and it up!
Good morning!! I've really been busy lately. Have a great one!
So instead of posting the link, we can just have everyone search "tiny penis" and they can see your whole collection!
if you do that search it might find some of my videos too!! So nobody gets confused we can just type in "Horse Skank" and we will find all of your videos and then we can just sort through the ones where pee wee donkey punches you.
What??
How was that a rebuttal to what I wrote??
Take your Alhzeimer's meds.
ing old ass geriatric.
She's loves the donkey punch.
She begs for it.
Says it reminds her of her first sexual encounter when she was 10 years old when she banged her principal so she wouldn't get suspended for touching the boys penises.
Who has alzheimer's here? I told you it was the band director not the principal! At least get it right.
It's best to just abruptly change the subject:
There's something horribly wrong with the fact that I can currently buy a pack of cigarettes for less than I can buy a gallon of gas.
You thought the band director could keep you from being suspended?
Yeah thats because the price of smokes went up over the last year. What do you smoke? Are you an avid smoker?
I don't even know why you commented on that? Her posts are just getting worse and worse and I think we are all dumber for having read them.
I'm not a smoker at all.
I just noticed while I was driving that cigarettes are selling for $4.29/pack, but gas is selling for $4.45/gallon. That just ain't right.
Oh yeah thats right your in Cali so you are getting F'ed in the A right now(southpark). I can still get gas for 3.72 this morning. Still sucks balls though, but not as much balls as 4.45
Peewee said I was 10 yrs old right? I probably figured that if band director didn't report me to the principal, he couldn't suspend me. But I don't know, ask Peewee he's the one with the details!
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