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Lmao
"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"
"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"
"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."
"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"
"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."
"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"
"She wasn't that attractive"
"I jerked off when she left"
"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"
"She didn't bleed, did she?"
Lmao
lame
Maybe if someone holds a sign with these quotes while he's shooting FT's, his hands will start to shake and he'll miss.
don't get it
That quote makes me laugh every time, I mean I realize that probably any red-blooded male would be scared less if they were being questioned by detectives about rape accusations.....but it's just hilarious to read Kobe admitting it.
The hate is strong in this one.
That quote makes me laugh every time, I mean I realize that probably any red-blooded male would be scared less if they were being questioned by detectives about rape accusations.....but it's just hilarious to read Kobe admitting it.
Actually I don't hate Kobe at all. I've defended him plenty on this board.
It just pisses me off when he's compared to Jordan, because he isn't Jordan and he'll never be as great as Jordan.
And I'd be rooting for the Lakers right now if it weren't for the biggest bunch of bull collusion I've ever seen in my life.
I agree with everything you said except the not hating him part. I hate any man who tells another mans buisness to make himself look like less of an ass. Shaq did it to!!!!Little .
Are those exactly from his transcripts??
Someone should post his quotes from preseason this year when he wanted a trade....
Hate hate hate.
Just mad cuz the Lakeshow is on top again and you have to watch them dominate for the next 5 years.
Not so y, please!
Love the part where he throws Shaq under the bus. Somehow I got a feeling Shaq's going to be rooting for the Celtics...
Wait, those are for real?
I thought Mono made them up.
This is real?
Yeah all those quotes are for real.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobea1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1004044shaq1.html
The blacked-out name in the second link in the paragraph regarding buying girls cars and stuff, has been confirmed as Shaq.
What's lame is someone like you tarnishing the good name of the film Dazed and Confused. Or the Zeppelin song. Either way, something awesome is made less cool because it's associated with your stained ass.
Thread of the year btw, mono.
Thanks J.T.
Thats why your team is @ home Spur boys.
Well, Kobe doesn't want to be compared to Jordan, he says it here, and this interview is obviously brand new. If he ever said he did, I am unaware. It's the writers announcers, and fans who compare him to MJ.
Our team is at home because she wouldn't let him on her face?
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