Free Quattro Razor (15)

[Don Quixote]

See DQ, or Dairy Queen if I may, just say what you want to here. You may feel bad initially but it comes out and it feels good after you hit "Pst Quick Reply."

Dairy Queen ... I like it.

Okay ... this feels unnatural ...

A-hole ... I don't need to say it to your face, or around others. Because you know the truth. You're a first-class wuss who would never dream of saying these things to your pillow at night, let alone other people. In fact, you dream of MissRolaids at night -- her touching you, caressing you, tucking you in at night. But inside you're an itty bitty person, made even smaller by the roids. I think you might need a bra sometime soon, though.

[mrsmaalox]

This dumb talks like if she knows me. DonQ if you want to hear fabricated stories be my guest just make sure you dont fall in her web of lies because before you know it she will be trying to blow you. Unless thats what you want then dont say I didnt warn you when you have the aids.

Web of lies?! When did I lie to you?! Man you get more ridiculous every day!

[ATRAIN]

Sorry, I have my own personal troll who follows me around the forums, and I guess calls me stuff like that. (I have him on the beautiful ignore list). And he's serious!

and before you know it you will have matlock following you around. TRUST me I know.

[Don Quixote]

I can see how this can be fun.

[florige]

This dumb talks like if she knows me. DonQ if you want to hear fabricated stories be my guest just make sure you dont fall in her web of lies because before you know it she will be trying to blow you. Unless thats what you want then dont say I didnt warn you when you have the aids.

I bet if you two ever met at a GTG you and maalox would become good friends in person.

[ATRAIN]

Web of lies?! When did I lie to you?! Man you get more ridiculous every day!

All that garbage that has been coming out of your mouth in here is when.

[Don Quixote]

and before you know it you will have matlock following you around. TRUST me I know.

If by Matlock, you mean MissRolaids, that would be better than the one I currently have. At least this one would be nice.

[ashbeeigh]

A-hole ... I don't need to say it to your face, or around others. Because you know the truth. You're a first-class wuss who would never dream of saying these things to your pillow at night, let alone other people. In fact, you dream of MissRolaids at night -- her touching you, caressing you, tucking you in at night. But inside you're an itty bitty person, made even smaller by the roids. I think you might need a bra sometime soon, though.

I bet you need a blizzard after that first insult.

[ATRAIN]

I bet if you two ever met at a GTG you and maalox would become good friends in person.

Me and Marini yeah, Matlock no!!

[Don Quixote]

dont say I didnt warn you when you have the aids.

Well, that would make 4 things that I have. Ah well ... you only live once.

[florige]

Dairy Queen ... I like it.

Okay ... this feels unnatural ...

A-hole ... I don't need to say it to your face, or around others. Because you know the truth. You're a first-class wuss who would never dream of saying these things to your pillow at night, let alone other people. In fact, you dream of MissRolaids at night -- in at night. But inside you're an itty bitty person, made even smaller by the roids. I think you might need a bra sometime soon, though.

WTF...... I don't think that A will approve of the touching part....lol

[mrsmaalox]

I bet if you two ever met at a GTG you and maalox would become good friends in person.

Flo, we were friends! I honestly don't know what happened!

[Don Quixote]

mmmm ... Blizzard

[ATRAIN]

Dairy Queen ... I like it.

Okay ... this feels unnatural ...

A-hole ... I don't need to say it to your face, or around others. Because you know the truth. You're a first-class wuss who would never dream of saying these things to your pillow at night, let alone other people. In fact, you dream of MissRolaids at night -- her touching you, caressing you, tucking you in at night. But inside you're an itty bitty person, made even smaller by the roids. I think you might need a bra sometime soon, though.

Yeah ok, like I said you wouldnt be saying this to my face. In fact I would love to hear it. All the your talking about its obvious you know nothing about it, but your 5th grade attempt amuses me.

[ashbeeigh]

mmmm ... Blizzard

It's strictly a kids size blizzard at the moment, just because it was your first insult.

[florige]

Yeah ok, like I said you wouldnt be saying this to my face. In fact I would love to hear it. All the your talking about its obvious you know nothing about it, but your 5th grade attempt amuses me.

Cool down bro.....

[Don Quixote]

You're right, I probably wouldn't. I'd probably buy you a drink.

But a real man wouldn't care about anything being said to his face anyway.

[ATRAIN]

But a real man wouldn't care about anything being said to his face anyway.

Dont know what kind of world you live in but in the real world its not like that sorry.

[ATRAIN]

Cool down bro.....

LOL Flo if I ever go to Baltimore you better get me a get out of jail free card.

[ATRAIN]

You're right, I probably wouldn't. I'd probably buy you a drink.

Damn I could use a drink, Marini where the party at?

[florige]

LOL Flo if I ever go to Baltimore you better get me a get out of jail free card.

I got you and that crazy bas PW if anything happens to you guys in the city. In the county....

Where in the is Mel and Funt at?
Well I know Mel is probably passed out somewhere from her single shot of Patron.

[ATRAIN]

I got you and that crazy bas PW if anything happens to you guys in the city. In the county....

Where in the is Mel and Funt at?
Well I know Mel is probably passed out somewhere from her single shot of Patron.

Single shot of Patron and sore from throwing one dart.

[florige]

Single shot of Patron and sore from throwing one dart.

[marini martini]

You're right, I probably wouldn't. I'd probably buy you a drink.

But a real man wouldn't care about anything being said to his face anyway.

Sorry nutty buddy, In the real world if you said smack to my face, you would be counting backwards from 10. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,.

o God

[ATRAIN]

Sorry nutty buddy, In the real world if you said smack to my face, you would be counting backwards from 10. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,.

o God

hahah WHAT???? Im going to re-read this when Im drunk.