Spur fans have way to much time on there hands.
Combned open-heart AND brain surgery (take that, Turiaf and Kennedy!)
Pregnancy
A really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY bad knee injury
Vitiligo
Leprosy
Schizophrenia
A miniature nuclear device implanted in his spleen, he has 24 hours to have it removed
Menstrual cramps which will help him land a huge Midol endorsement contract.
Spur fans have way to much time on there hands.
Write in injury -- snake bite.![]()
Write-in: two severed legs that will be reattached between the 3rd and 4th quarter of game 2
This just in, Paul Pierce is doubtful for today's games with severe menstral cramps.
see that's not funny b/c someone already said it in this thread..come up with something new
A miniature nuclear device implanted in his spleen, he has 24 hours to have it removed
"A miniature nuclear device implanted in his spleen, he has 24 hours to have it removed"
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Must be fun in the offseason.
The vast majority of Laker fans wouldn't know, since the only time they exist are when the Lakers win.
Where's all of the above?
Ingrown ass hair.
If his ego is bruised I would hate to see him come back from that. Let's just hope that Boston actually inflicts MORE damage in the series via sweep.
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