Indiana Jones movie..............

[CuckingFunt]

I left the theater thinking this one was not as good as I hoped it would be, but also nowhere near as bad as I feared it could be. It was silly, and there were several moments that wholly missed the mark, but overall I was entertained.

[G-Nob]

It did suck balls. The first 20 minutes are the only thing bearable in this movie. Fvck Spielberg and his azz monkey shia laboof. Every respectable film maker in hollywood knows he's got the biggest hard-on for that kid and he'll continue to get the crap roles because of it. (i.e. transformers)

And the "marlon brando on a motorcycle" train station scene is another rediculous aspect of that terrible movie.

[johnsmith]

this movie sucked balls like I did.

???????

[peewee's lovechild]

Every respectable film maker in hollywood knows he's got the biggest hard-on for that kid and he'll continue to get the crap roles because of it. (i.e. transformers)

Crap role?

As in the lead for Transformers?

How is that a crap role?

Do you even know what you are talking about?

[monosylab1k]

Crap role?

As in the lead for Transformers?

How is that a crap role?

Uhh did you see Transformers? I think your question answers itself...

[peewee's lovechild]

Transformers was pretty cool.

[monosylab1k]

Transformers was pretty cool.

That's like saying AIDS isn't so bad.

[thispego]

the first three were badass, crystal skull sucked ass. I'd call it entertaining but a lot of it came from laughing at how ridiculous some parts were. If I were shia leboof I would have refused to take part in the tarzan scene. embarassing.

[ATRAIN]

That's like saying AIDS isn't so bad.

Aids, thats not so bad.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

You say that you're a fan of the previous three, but then say that Karen Allen can't act worth . So, how can you possibly like the first, Raiders of the Lost Ark, if she has waaaaaaaaay more face time in that movie.

Your logic makes no sense whatsoever.

You had a problem with Indy surviving the blast on a fridge????

What about Indy going to a Nazi rally in Germany, of all places, and getting his dad's book of maps and notes signed by Adolf Hitler himself to get out of a jam??

What about Indy beating the out of a Nazi officer and throwing him out of the blimp only to to tell everyone on the Nazi owned blimp, "No Ticket!!", in English no less?

This is your problem:

You're letting your Christian feeling get hurt.

You love Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Last Crusade because the artifacts in question are part of the Judeo-Christian lore. You can't stand that Indiana Jones isn't chasing an artifact that has to do with Jesus Christ or the ancient Hebrew nations.

That's your biggest problem.

As for the crystal skulls, there's a case to be made for them. I'm not saying that they are real, one way or another, but there's a case to be made.

It's not Lucas' or Speilberg's fault that you can't wrap your mind around it.

Just shut the up already! you're making an ass of yourself.

I'm letting my Christian feelings get hurt? I'm the biggest ing atheist that you'll ever find. I don't have ANY christian feelings to get hurt. Just because you can't fathom how someone can't like this movie, don't start making up.

Karen Allen can't act, and she never could. The key word here is face time peewee. On the first movie, she was easy to look at. Now, she's got nothing.

and let me just @ you comparing the atomic blast fridge scene with the Hitler's autograph scene. The latter had no ing purpose whatsoever except maybe to overkill the idea that Indy is ing indestructible. The Hitler scene at least was humorous. I don't mind the science fiction aspect of the Indy movies, and my main beef with "The kingdom of the skulls" isn't the aliens.

Let me ask you something, when you saw the way the fridge flew and crash landed, bouncing several ing times, did you not think to yourself "am I supposed to believe someone can survive that ?" If you didn't, then I'd imagine you'd be alright with Spielberg trying to convince you that Indiana Jones could suddenly sprout wings and escape danger flying...

Indiana Jones was always meant to be just an ordinary man, with an extraordinary set of brass balls, a brilliant mind, and a load of luck. The luck aspect was always the comedic relief of the movie (ex. The Hitler autograph scene). Everything else served to help you identify with Indy. In this movie, the bull aspect got out of hand.

Seriously, if the Tarzan scene didn't make you uncomfortable in your seat, as if to say "what the is this?" I don't know what to say to you.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Wait, Indy survives an atomic bomb blast by getting into a fridge? Does he turn into the Hulk at the end of the movie and smash the Commies and Mutt? Because I might go see that.

[lebomb]

How the did the door stay shut on the fridge??? How the did Indy climb out of the fridge when it crash landed from 2 miles at over 100mph? Hmmmmmm, kinda fishy if you ask me.

[lebomb]

LOL.....when the Tarzan scene started, my wife and I

[BacktoBasics]

Im suprised Manny didnt like the Tarzan scene.

Nominated.

[monosylab1k]

The Tarzan scene might be the worst thing I've seen in a movie since the "black robot" in Transformers.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

How the did the door stay shut on the fridge??? How the did Indy climb out of the fridge when it crash landed from 2 miles at over 100mph? Hmmmmmm, kinda fishy if you ask me.

I just loved how the focused the camera on the little sign that said "Lead coated" or something of the sort so they could explain him surviving the radiation aspect. I guess they forgot the "Air bag fitted" sign to explain the rest of the bull .

[ATRAIN]

The Tarzan scene might be the worst thing I've seen in a movie since the "black robot" in Transformers.

What Black Robot?

[lebomb]

I just loved how the focused the camera on the little sign that said "Lead coated" or something of the sort so they could explain him surviving the radiation aspect. I guess they forgot the "Air bag fitted" sign to explain the rest of the bull .

Didnt little kids used to die because they couldnt open the fridge door from the inside???? But!!! He is Indy.

[johnsmith]

I thought the movie was so-so. A lot of really dumb parts but it's still Indiana Jones.

Having said that, this thread reeks of Comic book guy "worst movie ever".

[ATRAIN]

I just loved how the focused the camera on the little sign that said "Lead coated" or something of the sort so they could explain him surviving the radiation aspect. I guess they forgot the "Air bag fitted" sign to explain the rest of the bull .

It was either that or face the blast, for all we know he could still die from Radiation poisoning. Also the er drank from the Holy Grail......so he can't die. (Which of course doesn't explain why his dad died.)

[ATRAIN]

I thought the movie was so-so. A lot of really dumb parts but it's still Indiana Jones.

Having said that, this thread reeks of Comic book guy "worst movie ever".

It had a nostalgic feeling to it, so that made it what it was. If it wasnt Indiana Jones then it wouldnt even be in discussion.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

It was either that or face the blast, for all we know he could still die from Radiation poisoning. Also the er drank from the Holy Grail......so he can't die. (Which of course doesn't explain why his dad died.)

I'm not blaming Indy for getting into the fridge ATRAIN. , what the else was he going to do? I'm saying Spielberg shouldn't even have thought of putting him in that situation if the resulting flying fridge scene was what he had in mind to get him out of it. Its ridiculous to a point that it was difficult to swallow.

I agree Indy has gone through a lot of far fetched, even impossible situations before, but none were so blatantly ridiculous as the flying fridge debacle.

[ATRAIN]

I'm not blaming Indy for getting into the fridge ATRAIN. , what the else was he going to do? I'm saying Spielberg shouldn't even have thought of putting him in that situation if the resulting flying fridge scene was what he had in mind to get him out of it. Its ridiculous to a point that it was difficult to swallow.

I agree Indy has gone through a lot of far fetched, even impossible situations before, but none were so blatantly ridiculous as the flying fridge debacle.

lol LIAR YOUR BLAMING INDY!!

[balli]

Just shut the up already! you're making an ass of yourself.

I'm letting my Christian feelings get hurt? I'm the biggest ing atheist that you'll ever find. I don't have ANY christian feelings to get hurt. Just because you can't fathom how someone can't like this movie, don't start making up.

I learned the hard way too. If you disagree with Peewee about a movie, or more aptly put, if he disagrees with you- watch your back, because he doesn't mind acting like a totally ed asshat about it.

[Spurminator]

I'm beginning to wonder if Spielberg is capable, at this point in his career, of making a movie that doesn't have a "That's So ing Stupid" scene.