Outstanding bump.
Dear Kobe,
Did you really say all this?
"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"
"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"
"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."
"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"
"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."
"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"
"She wasn't that attractive"
"I jerked off when she left"
"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"
"She didn't bleed, did she?"
sincerely yours,
MOM
Dear John Paxson,
You could have at least given me a ing interview.
ass,
Scottie Pippen
Dear Paxson,
Me too, asshole.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Dear Paxson,
Me too, mutha a. At least I'm white, could shoot jumpers, and I sucked when I played.
Thanks,
Tim Legler
Dear KG,
Don't be shy, you can come close I promise I don't Bite.
Love,
The rim
Dear Lamar,
Buy me! I'll help you!
Love,
Layup for Dummies.
Dear Kobe,
Your first mistake was to "ASK" instead of "Take"
sincerely,
Tim (Chester the Molester) Duncan
Dear Tim Duncan,
Retire while you still have respect.
Sincerely,
Andrew Bynum
^^those might have been the two least funniest posts in the history of the board, not to mention this thread.
Dear Chapel Hills Bar,
" you. This place sucks. I am OUTTA HERE!"
sincerely,
Tim (the Molester) Duncan
after being asked to leave for molesting women in the bar.
DITTO!!!!!!!!!!
dear Mitch,
go yourself and the horse you rode in on.
Steve and Mark
I dunno that he said was pretty damn funny
i'mma spurs fan for life but that was in funny well played
Dear David Stern,
Now can you dig that? SUCKA!!!!
Love,
Tim Donaghy
Laker trolls = dum
Dear Ghazi,.
You're horrible. Way to follow the thread killjoy.
Best Wishes,
TheMachine![]()
Dear David:
Thanks for taking the heat off.
Love,
Bud
Dear Mitch and Jerry,
I'm sorry, but I had gave them your number.
Love,
Tim Donaghy
Dear Celtics,
You're lucky it was an even year.
Love,
Spurs
Dear Sasha,
Next time be a man and hit a stationary bike instead of a chair cushion.
LAME ASS !!!!!!!!
Dirk.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)