Free Quattro Razor (15)

[Don Quixote]

Oh how your tone has changed mr. Dairy Queen.

I'll have you know I ate at the one and only Dairy Queen in all of Louisiana yesterday. It's in Metairie, across from Zephyr Field. I wanted a hot, juicy burger, but they don't make burgers at this one.

[ashbeeigh]

I'll have you know I ate at the one and only Dairy Queen in all of Louisiana yesterday. It's in Metairie, across from Zephyr Field. I wanted a hot, juicy burger, but they don't make burgers at this one.

Well, good for you. I will have to stop there when I go to New Orleans for my staff meeting in December.

[ashbeeigh]

PW is going to tear him apart now.

I know, but it will have to wait until he gets back from Denton.

[Don Quixote]

what an idiot. Seriously. He is still a novice.

The day I get all butt-hurt over anything either Pee-Wee's Girlfriend or A-tranny say, especially in the Quattro, is the day when I start (a) speaking in tongues, (b) spouting dispensational theology, (c) eat mayonnaise out of the jar, or (d) become a Laker fan. Meaning: it will never, ever happen. Their opinion of me means nothing and I mean nothing. The sooner you all learn that the better this place will be.

And ... can't I complement a woman on her looks (or smell) and it not be hitting on her ... ?

[Don Quixote]

Well, good for you. I will have to stop there when I go to New Orleans for my staff meeting in December.

What kind of staff meeting, if I may ask?

You'll have a great time here -- there's lots to do. That is, if you have time.

[Don Quixote]

I know, but it will have to wait until he gets back from Denton.

And I'm not the one having a sexual weekend.

[midgetonadonkey]

[ashbeeigh]

What kind of staff meeting, if I may ask?

You'll have a great time here -- there's lots to do. That is, if you have time.

It's our yearly meeting. Our headquarters are in New Orleans, so at the end of the year we all trek down there to just wrap everything up. It'll be the first time I've been there. I know there will be some time, some guy at my office, who I had the pleasure of meeting a few days ago, was arrested and had to be bailed out of jail a few years ago because he had too much fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

[ashbeeigh]

jerk.

[ATRAIN]

The day I get all butt-hurt over anything either Pee-Wee's Girlfriend or A-tranny say, especially in the Quattro, is the day when I start (a) speaking in tongues, (b) spouting dispensational theology, (c) eat mayonnaise out of the jar, or (d) become a Laker fan. Meaning: it will never, ever happen. Their opinion of me means nothing and I mean nothing. The sooner you all learn that the better this place will be.

And ... can't I complement a woman on her looks (or smell) and it not be hitting on her ... ?

One day ill find you that is all.

[midgetonadonkey]

[midgetonadonkey]

[midgetonadonkey]

hahaha

chickens

[ashbeeigh]

Or a " block"

[mrsmaalox]

hahaha

chickens

hahaha dancing chickens

[ATRAIN]

Or a " block"

Ash your soo nasty!! Why are you so perverted? My virgin ears!!!

[Extra Stout]

I never hated Ashbee to begin with.

And it has nothing to do with her religion. Some other guy insulted her BO, and from my extensive, time-tested knowledge of women, I know that the best way to get on their good side is to complement them on their beauty, grace, hygiene, etc. I'm good like that.

ashbeeigh prefers verbal abuse and daily beatings.

[ashbeeigh]

Ash your soo nasty!! Why are you so perverted? My virgin ears!!!

I'm just telling you what I saw!

[Don Quixote]

ashbeeigh prefers verbal abuse and daily beatings.

I doubt that. All women like to be told nice things, and receive daily praise and adoration. Observe ...

Ashbee: your figure is strong and solid. You will be able to plow my field with ease, as well as pump out 10-14 children, all sideways, not even a grunt. Your face will assuredly scare off any burglar, definitely a plus. And I'll finally have someone to drink all the whisky I've been saving.

I'm smoove. Top that!

[Extra Stout]

I doubt that. All women like to be told nice things, and receive daily praise and adoration. Observe ...

Ashbee: your figure is strong and solid. You will be able to plow my field with ease, as well as pump out 10-14 children, all sideways, not even a grunt. Your face will assuredly scare off any burglar, definitely a plus. And I'll finally have someone to drink all the whisky I've been saving.

I'm smoove. Top that!

ashbeeigh: you're fat, you look like a old farm hand, you're so stretched out you won't even feel labor pains, you're ugly enough to scare people in the dark, and you're going to end up a cheap drunk.

Let's see who scores higher.

[mrsmaalox]

I love the Quattro when the testosterone is flowing. Nothing like the show put on by males jostling for position!

[Don Quixote]

I see MissRolaids and her rack is back. Come watch us work.

[Extra Stout]

DQ's getting serious. He even went clothes shopping for ash.

[florige]

DQ's getting serious. He even went clothes shopping for ash.