With whom would you rather have a beer?

[remingtonbo2001]

Honestly, I'd prefer Bush.

[Don Quixote]

Garfield is a man of rare bravery.

I admire you. Knowing full well the flaming you're going to get -- he likes BUSH!!!????

(Honestly, I'd rather drink a cold one with him too, over Barry.)

[jochhejaam]

Barack? Nah, he's more of a San Pellegrino kind of guy, and he wouldn't be comfortable drinking beer with a someone who loves this Country.

Probably not McCain either.

I'd probably be most comfortable having a cola with Bush. I'd try to get him to do that John Wayne impersonation he used to do when talking about the war in Iraq.

[DarkReign]

Obama: dry toast is all I see with him. He has his moments (like when he talked about race relations immediately after his former-pastor went all "campaign sabotage" on him), but then he just reverts to rhetoric. Rhetoric that even he finds so boring and unimportant, he cant even speak like a politician into a camera without a teleprompter. Speaking with him over a "beer" (if thats what the wuss drinks, I'd expect him to order wine or a Shirley Temple) would be the sleep tonic I have been looking for. Monotone and winded.

McCain: too old, man. Way old. Way out of touch, way too living in the past. I could just imagine the conversation starting immediately with a phrase similar to "Back in my day..." right before I drink him under the table.

Bush: Im sure hes hilarious at your local highschool blowout party where everyone channels their inner standup comedian and gets a cheap laugh because the audience is too tanked and underage to know the damn difference. But seeing as his complete mispronunciation of the English language is indicative of other intellectual shortcomings, I would venture to think I have had more interesting conversations with a potato peeler. Good for long-winded exposes' on mundane things like baseball, pop culture and favorite food but nothing else.

[JoeChalupa]

Everyone know that McCain has to have a teleprompter to speak and even then he's as boring as mud. I really like the guy but he needs to seriously kick up his speaking abilites up a few hundred notches.

[exstatic]

I'm not so sure that being able to identify with diapers for adults is something one should feel smug about.

I don't identify with them, but I was able to pick up on the joke, something that obviously escaped your conservative buddy. Nice swing and miss on the ad hominem, BTW.

[Ignignokt]

I don't identify with them, but I was able to pick up on the joke, something that obviously escaped your conservative buddy. Nice swing and miss on the ad hominem, BTW.

Excstatic, this is not the "With whom would you rather have a pizza, steak, lard buffet with" thread on the candidates. This is the "with whon would you rather have a beer" thread.

this forum is not the hidden password protected one, ask the moderators for guidance.

[jochhejaam]

I don't identify with them,

But you did.

but I was able to pick up on the joke, something that obviously escaped your conservative buddy

Right, you already mentioned that, and I whole-heartedly lavished praise on you for your acute understanding of Adult Diaper jokes.

Nice swing and miss on the ad hominem, BTW.

You got pwned BTW (how did that make you feel?)

[Mr. Peabody]

, after just seeing Al Gore speak, I am reminded of why he didn't fare well under this criteria.