Scene in a local pub:
Girl1: Well I hope you don't plan on taking her home tonight !"
Finch: "Him ? He couldn't pull in a Brothel"
Brent: "I could and I have and I will take her home tonight if I want"
Girl2: "I dont want to go home with you."
Brent: 'She doesn't want to go home with me"...."Well there's a waist of an hour."
Girl2: "So the only reason you've been talking to me was so that you could shag
me ?"
Brent: "Yeah, and from behind because your breath stinks like onion."
BRENT gets slapped.
Finch: "Hey, one in the bum, no harm done."
Brent "No, not like that......."
Friggin awesome writing. Nothing like the NBC show.

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