Dear Kobe,
Thank you for representing us in the biggest stage.
Sincerely,
A folding chair
Dear Kobe,
See You This Weekend! We got a new Sonydigicam
Parking Lot Guys
Dear Kobe,
Thank you for representing us in the biggest stage.
Sincerely,
A folding chair
Dear Bruins,
We're disowning you.
Love,
The city of Boston
Dear Phil:
you.
Cheers,
The rotting carcass of Red.
Dear Celtics,
We're waiting....
Love,
the San Antonio Spurs
Dear Boston,
Your Turn To Keep Me Warm For The Spurs
Sincerely,
NBA Trophy
Dear Kobe,
Looks Like You Can't Win Since You've "nutted on my face"
Yours Truly,
The White Trash From Colorado
Dear Kobe,
Thank god you gave us those watches before the Finals
Sincerely,
You teammates
Dear Sasha,
Crybaby tears taste so yummy!
Love,
Ray "Super-Clutch" Allen
P.S., it's dark and hot down here, but I'm saving you a seat.
Dear Danny Ainge,
You're welcome.
Sincerly,
Kevin McHale
Dear Kobe,
Sorry, I don't think the whole team can fit under me.
Thanks,
The Bus
Dear Sir,
We're sorry but the warranty has been voided on your Pau Gasol "Saviour" Model. Had you noticed that we had given you the "Pussy-Ass" Gasol Model and given back the product with the package unopened we would have replaced it immediately.
Sincerely,
The Memphis Grizzlies
Dear Memphis,
WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK!!!
Sincerly,
Los Angeles
Dear Ray,
I told you you had to drink that Euro-style crybaby-tears elixir to cure your choking!
Dirk's was excellent!
Much love and Congratulations,
Gary P.
Dear Mitch, Phil and Kobe,
Thanks for not subjecting me to that humiliating ass-whoopin.
Gratefully,
Kwame
Dear 2008 Lakers squad,
Thanks for the hilarious new material!
Best wishes,
NBA Record book
Dear IFICOULDBELIKEMIKE24,
Sincerely,
This thread
Dear Celtics fans,
Hey! I'm on this team too!
-Brian Scalerbrine
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