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    Female hiker's bra saves her life
    Published: June 23, 2008 at 8:45 PM

    An American woman was rescued from a mountain in Germany after she used her size DD bra to get the attention of nearby loggers, officials said.

    The 24-year-old Colorado woman had been missing for three days before her a helicopter crew spotted her colorful sports bra, the Daily Mail reported Monday.

    The woman said she attached the bra to a cable used for moving logs down the mountain.

    The woman received injuries to her skull, ankle and shoulder when she lost her footing while hiking in the Bavarian Alps close to Berchtesgaden, Germany, the report said.

    "Hanging the bra out saved her life because a logger saw it, heard about the search for a missing woman, and called mountain rescue," Police Chief Adolph Gunther said.

    Officials said the woman is expected to make a full recovery.

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    Score another for the ladies with huge em's.

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    Yeah I heard fat people have balancing issues.

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    wow sons ... Kori would have been saved within minutes if this is the case!

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    24 year old DD's
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    She was probably hiding from Kobe in Germany.

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    so when she gets better, do you think I could ask her out?

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    Yeah I heard fat people have balancing issues.
    How do you know she's fat?

    I'm willing to give the story the benefit of the doubt she wasn't that fat. One because fat folks don't hike. Two, if she was a little plump....three days with no food took care of that. Three, the most important....there's no picture of her!!!

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    Yeah I heard fat people have balancing issues.
    oops.

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe....ap/index.html

    Sports bra saves hiker stranded in Alps


    BERLIN, Germany (AP) -- An American hiker stranded in the Bavarian Alps for nearly three days was rescued after using her sports bra as a signal, police in southern Germany said Monday.
    Berchtesgaden police officer Lorenz Rasp said that he helped lift 24-year-old Jessica Bruinsma of Colorado to safety by helicopter on Thursday after she attracted the attention of lumberjacks by attaching her sports bra to a cable used to move timber down the mountain.
    "She's a very smart girl, and she acted very resourcefully," said Rasp. "She kept her shirt and jacket for warmth, but thought the sports bra could work as a signal."
    An Alpine rescue team, including five helicopters and 80 emergency workers, had been searching for Bruinsma since she went missing June 16 after losing her way in bad weather while hiking with a friend near the Austrian border.
    She fell 16.4 feet to a rocky overhang, where she spent the next 70 hours on the narrow ledge, sustained by water that she found by breaking into a supply box on the ledge.
    She badly bruised a leg and dislocated a shoulder in the fall, and the cliff was too isolated for her to climb free, Rasp said.
    Rasp said the cable was only within reach because the timber transport system was out of service. When a repairman restored the line on Thursday, the cable car started moving up the mountain and Bruinsma's bra reached the worker at the base. He knew of the missing hiker and immediately called police.
    Rasp said his team followed the cable line up the cliff side in a helicopter and found Bruinsma standing on the ledge, waving with her good arm. After circling once, they lowered a winch to Bruinsma and lifted her aboard.
    "She did so well because she is in very good shape," Rasp said. "She has been training for a marathon -- her goal is to finish in 3 hours and 10 minutes."
    Bruinsma told Rasp that she has scrapped plans to stay in Berchtesgaden to learn German and plans to return home to Colorado Springs with her parents. He said she still plans to run the marathon, if she recovers in time to keep training.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    DD's are great to look at with in a nice outfit... but they tend to have huge aereolas and that doesnt do it for me. you just dont see that problem that much with d's and c's.

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    Yeah I heard fat people have balancing issues.

    +1

    How do you know she's fat?
    I'm willing to give the story the benefit of the doubt she wasn't that fat. One because fat folks don't hike. Two, if she was a little plump....three days with no food took care of that. Three, the most important....there's no picture of her!!!
    this is not a porn movie.....this is real life.

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    oops.

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe....ap/index.html

    Sports bra saves hiker stranded in Alps


    BERLIN, Germany (AP) -- An American hiker stranded in the Bavarian Alps for nearly three days was rescued after using her sports bra as a signal, police in southern Germany said Monday.
    Berchtesgaden police officer Lorenz Rasp said that he helped lift 24-year-old Jessica Bruinsma of Colorado to safety by helicopter on Thursday after she attracted the attention of lumberjacks by attaching her sports bra to a cable used to move timber down the mountain.
    "She's a very smart girl, and she acted very resourcefully," said Rasp. "She kept her shirt and jacket for warmth, but thought the sports bra could work as a signal."
    An Alpine rescue team, including five helicopters and 80 emergency workers, had been searching for Bruinsma since she went missing June 16 after losing her way in bad weather while hiking with a friend near the Austrian border.
    She fell 16.4 feet to a rocky overhang, where she spent the next 70 hours on the narrow ledge, sustained by water that she found by breaking into a supply box on the ledge.
    She badly bruised a leg and dislocated a shoulder in the fall, and the cliff was too isolated for her to climb free, Rasp said.
    Rasp said the cable was only within reach because the timber transport system was out of service. When a repairman restored the line on Thursday, the cable car started moving up the mountain and Bruinsma's bra reached the worker at the base. He knew of the missing hiker and immediately called police.
    Rasp said his team followed the cable line up the cliff side in a helicopter and found Bruinsma standing on the ledge, waving with her good arm. After circling once, they lowered a winch to Bruinsma and lifted her aboard.
    "She did so well because she is in very good shape," Rasp said. "She has been training for a marathon -- her goal is to finish in 3 hours and 10 minutes."
    Bruinsma told Rasp that she has scrapped plans to stay in Berchtesgaden to learn German and plans to return home to Colorado Springs with her parents. He said she still plans to run the marathon, if she recovers in time to keep training.

    just read this, well i guess i was wrong. it is a porn movie!

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    DD's are great to look at with in a nice outfit... but they tend to have huge aereolas and that doesnt do it for me. you just dont see that problem that much with d's and c's.
    ash is not gonna like this when she reads this.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    lucky for me she barely knows how to read.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    speaking of big boobs... i didnt even know that DDD's existed until my friend from out of town visite and she asked me to guess how big they were. i was wrong for all my guesses and i just thought i was getting the cir ference wrong. hers are super nice though.

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    3 day's eh, if she would've completely gone topless she would've been rescued in 2 minutes.

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    This thread is worthless without pics.

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    This thread is worthless without pics.
    I was waiting for someone to say that.

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    3 day's eh, if she would've completely gone topless she would've been rescued in 2 minutes.

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    speaking of big boobs... i didnt even know that DDD's existed until my friend from out of town visite and she asked me to guess how big they were. i was wrong for all my guesses and i just thought i was getting the cir ference wrong. hers are super nice though.
    DDD's are nothing. I saw an F cup padded bra (really, why?) when I was shopping once.

    It looked like an ass.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i think DDD would be the limit for me... i used to think DD's would be my limit... but my friends were pretty nice.

    i know you have large ones.. werent they DD's?

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    i know you have large ones.. werent they DD's?
    Yep. So... I guess I can count on being saved quickly if I ever get lost hiking in a German forest. Kick ass!!

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    as long as you wear neon colored sports bras.

    might as well buy matching panties just in case.

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    as long as you wear neon colored sports bras.

    might as well buy matching panties just in case.
    Just in case what? The rescuers are ass men?

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