Know it all Spurstalk members. Am I right or wrong?

[marini martini]

We'd have fun but I'd probably bore you. I'm only stricken with odd events about once a week to once every other week. My wife might think differently though since she's recently taken to cleaning out the vehicles every other day because I have a habit of tossing half empty drinks and trash at other cars that drive like around me. It just boils down to the fact that I can't stand people and their bull opinions especially if there is no merit to what they say.

You're my hero. We need to go cruising in your vette I just carry around a ketchup dispenser from restaraunts & hang it out the window & give it a big squeeze.


Here Here brotha

I should just start carrying a couple of eggs each day in the car just in case.

Naw, ketchup

Half empty coke cans work best. Make sure to spin it as it leaves the window this way it'll spray everywhere. If you're lucky their window will be open for the lap splatter.

Seriously though. I've stopped doing that. I'm getting too old to fight with people in public. Had this been 4 or 5 years ago I would have layed into that lady right or wrong and probably hung around for the cops just on the off chance that I was right so I could be an even bigger . I haven't totally learned to shut my mouth but I left pretty quickly and avoided a major scene with a grade A fat .

Poor lady, was prolly comming off a bender, and couldn't find her Xanax. But you Mr. Life Coach fixed her little red wagon

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

You're my hero. We need to go cruising in your vette I just carry around a ketchup dispenser from restaraunts & hang it out the window & give it a big squeeze.


Here Here brotha


Naw, ketchup



Poor lady, was prolly comming off a bender, and couldn't find her Xanax. But you Mr. Life Coach fixed her little red wagon

Please see leemajors' post above.

[marini martini]

try throwing ramen in people's open windows, they love it.

Please see leemajors' post above.

This one? Yeah, so?

[BacktoBasics]

But you Mr. Life Coach fixed her little red wagon

Planning on fixing your red wagon next

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

This one? Yeah, so?

no...this one....

don't forget to lick his balls.

He'd probably enjoy some ramen noodles while you're licking his balls however.

[marini martini]

Planning on fixing your red wagon next

no...this one....




He'd probably enjoy some ramen noodles while you're licking his balls however.

Who died, and made this thread the new quatro?????????????

[BacktoBasics]

I don't like ramen noodles but I'm all for getting my balls licked.

[marini martini]

Hey B2B, you big bully! Next time I see you out with your wimp-ass, snot-nosed brat you will get a piece of me!! Don't you ever talk to me in public like that again or I will light up your ass like the 4th of July you freaking neanderthal! If you ever see me again, you better just turn around and go the other way, because I'll have that mini-you in foster care so fast it'll make your big ol head spin! I have the law on my side!!

And I am NOT fat!! I'm just big boned!!!!!

Sheez, I missed this! Because my eyes are still screwed up from looking at my daughter's $200.00 "Cruella DeVille Doo" Too funny Mrs.M

Not quite POTD, but pretty funny never the less

[peewee's lovechild]

Sheez, I missed this! Because my eyes are still screwed up from all the on them

[marini martini]

^^^
Are you drunk? Don't ever talk to me like that again, or I'll sic my body gaurds on your fat ass

[peewee's lovechild]

Am I drunk? Don't ever talk to me like that again, or I'll suck my body gaurds off.

[bus driver]

THERE IS NO ING AIRBAG AT ALL. THE VEHICLE ISN'T EQUIPPED WITH AIRBAGS.

....is the car a model T?

So your sayin' theres no airbags?

The lady is right.
The todler is too small to be in the front seat. My son did not ride in the front seat til he was tall enough to be safe if the airbag deployed. A short child can and has been killed in a 20mph crash when the airbag deployed and broke the child's neck. If you love your kid, do not put him in the front seat til he is about 10. Talk to your pediatrician about this.

B2B was this the person you were talking with at the gas station? ^


i think your right, the fatty should mind her own business. her

[Kyle Smith]

Took my boy out for a drive yesterday since I had the day off. He's 2.5 years old and uses a booster seat not a full car seat. Its only a two seater car so he's in the front seat. Hit the gas station to pay for some overpriced scarce rare commodity fuel.

Lady at pump next to me: OMG ::gasp::

Me: HUH What? ::bewildered::

Annoying : you can't have a baby upfront like that.

Me: He's not a baby he walks, talks and s in a toilet and I'm pretty sure he's allowed to sit there so long as he's in a properly fitted safety seat which he is.

Whiny : He's only allowed to sit in the back seat and since you don't have one he can't be in the vehicle.

Me: feel free to give Officer Off and Deputy I don't give a a call and see what they say.

Neverending : I don't have to put up with your at ude I'm calling the police right now. I'm taking down your license plate numbers so you better not leave.

Me: you

My Boy: Who's that lady dad

Me: ::loudly:: some fat with no life and a bone to pick because no man will give her kids. Tell jealously good bye now.

Boy: bye fat jelly see.

Me:


Is this right or not? At first I thought no way because of all the mexxicans around with single cab trucks and we all know 99% of them have kids but I'm truely unsure as to exactly what the law says. Anyone?

lmfao good for you.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I don't like ramen noodles but I'm all for getting my balls licked.

It's all in the preparation of the noodles, grasshopper.

[Fabbs]

You should have let your kid drive the two of you out of there

[ATRAIN]

While driving into work today I saw a guy in a Miata with a car seat and a baby in the front. I should have followed him and told him off just for fun.

[BacktoBasics]

While driving into work today I saw a guy in a Miata with a car seat and a baby in the front. I should have followed him and told him off just for fun.

No man should ever drive a Miata.

[ATRAIN]

No man should ever drive a Miata.

very true

[CuckingFunt]

Someone gave me a ride in a Miata one time. We had to put the top down because my head was about to pop through the roof like Dino's.

[ATRAIN]

Someone gave me a ride in a Miata one time. We had to put the top down because my head was about to pop through the roof like Dino's.

Thats it I found your new nickname......DINO!!!

[JoeChalupa]

I didn't find the story all that funny. A child's safety is no laughing matter. I would have just said thank you for your concern and went on with my day.

[stretch]

No man should ever drive a Miata.

i 2nd that

[BacktoBasics]

I didn't find the story all that funny. A child's safety is no laughing matter. I would have just said thank you for your concern and went on with my day.

So you find it acceptable for total strangers to butt into your life and question the quality of your parenting?

No one ever said child safety was a laughing matter it was all about her being a total snooty . Its not like I locked the kid in the car with windows up. I'd expect someone to jump in and say or do something if that were the case.

Anyway I did thank her for her concern in my own special way.

[ATRAIN]

So you find it acceptable for total strangers to butt into your life and question the quality of your parenting?

No one ever said child safety was a laughing matter it was all about her being a total snooty . Its not like I locked the kid in the car with windows up. I'd expect someone to jump in and say or do something if that were the case.

Anyway I did thank her for her concern in my own special way.

hahaha your own special way.