Chuck Norris

[TwAnKiEs]

Go to google's homepage and type "find Chuck Norris and click on the first find...

[tp2021]

[ashbeeigh]

I think I may be one of the only girls on the planet that laughs uncontrollably at Chuck Norris jokes. I don't know why I find them funny.

[Brutalis]

Well, I smiled.

[PakiDan]

[RashoFan]

[Slydragon]

[The George Hill]

George Hill is not pleased. George Hill finds no humor in a man whose career was resurrected upon the telling of jokes about his abilities. George Hill possesses those abilities, and Chuck Norris is simply piggybacking upon George Hill's greatness. The abilities of George Hill are no laughing matter.

[mrsmaalox]

Post a link...please. It's just too much work to find it myself!!!

[Spurtacus]

George Hill is not pleased. George Hill finds no humor in a man whose career was resurrected upon the telling of jokes about his abilities. George Hill possesses those abilities, and Chuck Norris is simply piggybacking upon George Hill's greatness. The abilities of George Hill are no laughing matter.

lol.

[Sense]

chuck norris jokes are a bit old.... but nice job finding em

[TwAnKiEs]

Post a link...please. It's just too much work to find it myself!!!

http://www.google.com/search?source=...=Google+Search

[DarkReign]

That was different than what I was expecting. I laughed.

[Taco]

http://rebelyid.blogspot.com/2008/06...ck-norris.html

"Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours by thinking about pineapples."


"Chuck Norris once boned the Mona Lisa, which is why she smiles."


"Chuck Norris's poop is used as currency in Argentina."


"Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull."


"At Chuck Norris's bachelor party, he ate the entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."


"Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik's Cube and poop it out solved."


"The only reason World War II occured was because Chuck Norris was taking a nap."


"The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich."


"Chuck Norris can speak Braille."


and this is my last example,


"Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom Full House. He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets."


I feel so educated when I hang around a college campus

[stretch]

I think I may be one of the only girls on the planet that laughs uncontrollably at Chuck Norris jokes. I don't know why I find them funny.

a couple girls i work with love them too so you arent alone

[ATRAIN]

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak... and the steak did what it was told.

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.google.com/search?source=...=Google+Search

Thanks sweetie!

[sa_butta]

That was pretty good.

[Mister Sinister]

Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris.

[Spuradicator]

[tp2021]

Shagia, your sig is in hilarious!

[rAm]

Shagia, your sig is in hilarious!

this

[Mister Sinister]

Thanks. I burst into that spiel just randomly with my friends, and they love it. They say I can bring it to life. Whatever.