A re-evaluation of the Jesus story?

[BacktoBasics]

Why does Jesus want 10% of my money? Doesn't Jesus want me to be happy and get my bills paid?

[tlongII]

Why does Jesus want 10% of my money? Doesn't Jesus want me to be happy and get my bills paid?

That's the church dude.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm glad you understand it now.

Now, go back to jacking off to the crucifix on your wall.

Ouch. Good one!


Actually, my Adriana Lima crucifix just got here from Victoria's Secret today. Good call.





Funny you mention jacking off because you sure seem to get a hard on everytime you post an article bashing Christianity/religion/God/faith/etc.

[midgetonadonkey]

Peewee masturbates to a darwin fish.

[BacktoBasics]

That's the church dude.

So I should denouce "the church"?

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee masturbates on a darwin fish.

[peewee's lovechild]

Funny you mention jacking off because you sure seem to get a hard on everytime you post an article bashing Christianity/religion/God/faith/etc.

I get one everytime I think of your mother.

[leemajors]

Ouch. Good one!


Actually, my Adriana Lima crucifix just got here from Victoria's Secret today. Good call.





Funny you mention jacking off because you sure seem to get a hard on everytime you post an article bashing Christianity/religion/God/faith/etc.

he's sticking it to his parent(s) with every article for making him attend Mass for years.

[peewee's lovechild]

he's sticking it to his parent(s) with every article for making him attend Mass for years.

I never attended Mass.

[dickface]

I get one everytime I think of your mother.

OH !

a mama joke!

DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Stout provided intellect and proved his point, which I fully respect. After all, it was related to the article.

All you other guys just offered "PeeWee is blasting god" responses because of your -erotic god lust.

You can't see past the fact that there is an archeological artifact that dates to before jesus that may or may not refute his life. Whether they are right or wrong, it is an interesting article.

Stout pointed out that the tablet doesn't have the name of Simon, so it's a moot point.

[phyzik]

here's a wierd hypothetical one... I read it somewhere but cant remember where...

it goes something like a baby was born but the babies body couldnt survive so doctors managed to save the babies brain and hook it up to the internet. Because the baby has no body (no sight, touch or taste) it has no concept of being "human". It knows everything from being connected to the internet and is also everywhere (at least in the sense of our world)... would the baby, when "grown up", consider itself God?

think about it for a second... its kind of creepy.

Im not argueing with religion or anything, I just like to think about this stuff. Its funny when people get so worked up when someone questions a belief. Not so long ago everyone was sure the earth was flat and that all the stars revolved around the earth, it took someone the courage to question that to advance humanity.

I dont think there is anything wrong with questioning anything. It helps further our understanding of ourselves and of our own personal choice of beliefs.

[dickface]

Kori needs to ban your thread making privileges.

[midgetonadonkey]

I vote for peewee to be put on all-ignore for being such a .

[peewee's lovechild]

I vote for peewee to be put on all-ignore for being such a .

+1

[peewee's lovechild]

here's a wierd hypothetical one... I read it somewhere but cant remember where...

it goes something like a baby was born but the babies body couldnt survive so doctors managed to save the babies brain and hook it up to the internet. Because the baby has no body (no sight, touch or taste) it has no concept of being "human". It knows everything from being connected to the internet and is also everywhere (at least in the sense of our world)... would the baby, when "grown up", consider itself God?

think about it for a second... its kind of creepy.

Im not argueing with religion or anything, I just like to think about this stuff. Its funny when people get so worked up when someone questions a belief. Not so long ago everyone was sure the earth was flat and that all the stars revolved around the earth, it took someone the courage to question that to advance humanity.

I dont think there is anything wrong with questioning anything. It helps further our understanding of ourselves and of our own personal choice of beliefs.

They're going to burn you for being a witch.

[Spurminator]

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2...r-bible-p1.php

Or better yet, read Richard Dawkins' "The God Delusion".

I prefered his follow-ups... "Christians are Stupidheads" and the hilarious DVD "You Might Be a Christian If..."

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

You can't see past the fact that there is an archeological artifact that dates to before jesus that may or may not refute his life. Whether they are right or wrong, it is an interesting article.

Stout pointed out that the tablet doesn't have the name of Simon, so it's a moot point.

Let it go. It's just a rock, dude. Sorry ES spoiled your buzz.

[monosylab1k]

If you see a sign that says "Say No to Crack"


and it reminds you to pull up your pants --



then maybe, could be, it's a possibility that you just may be, might be, just might, may be, a redneck

if you stare reeeeeaaallll hard at a can of orange juice because it says "concentrate"......

[peewee's lovechild]

Let it go. It's just a rock, dude. Sorry ES spoiled your buzz.

Are you re ed?

Did your hermaphodite father club your head when you were an infant?

Did you not read that the article is a moot point because Stout pointed out that "Simon" is nowhere to be found on the tablet?

I never used the article to put an end to christianity.
That was just your dellusional fabrication because I hurt your -erotic god feelings.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Are you re ed?

Did your hermaphodite father club your head when you were an infant?

Did you not read that the article is a moot point because Stout pointed out that "Simon" is nowhere to be found on the tablet?

I never used the article to put an end to christianity.
That was just your dellusional fabrication because I hurt your -erotic god feelings.

Funny how in the same thread you mention jacking off to the crucifix, -eroticism, getting an erection thinking about people's mothers and a hermaphrodite father. Combine this with the fact that you mention having religion 'shoved down your throat' as a child and I think I'm beginning to understand why Christianity pisses you off so much.



I'll pray for you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Peewee has daddy issues.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

daddy needed to give him a little more hugs than what he did.

[ashbeeigh]

Why does Jesus want 10% of my money? Doesn't Jesus want me to be happy and get my bills paid?

Why does everything have to be about money? I've quoted this one before:

2 Corinthians. 9:7-Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.

[CuckingFunt]

Why does Jesus want 10% of my money? Doesn't Jesus want me to be happy and get my bills paid?

Your bills? Have you seen the electric bill for Heaven??