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    Ragecycling.com Vinnie_Johnson's Avatar
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    Hedburg,Cook,Leary,Rock Who do you guys and Gals like?

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    these always end bad.

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    ron white

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Who's the standup comedian from the 80s who used to act like John Wayne? He'd always say something like "here's a joke for you" while punching the air with the mic in his hand, and he always talked about how he picked up women by licking his eyebrow when he first stepped into a bar. He was dirty as . Another one of his jokes went something like... "How do you know when you're eating good pussy? ... When you come up and your face looks like a glazed donut."

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    Only for those with no sense of humor.

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    Only for those with no sense of humor.
    you shall see

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    i'm going old school

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=AqoCHXwCrgQ

    this whole show is hilarious

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    Believe.
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    Who's the standup comedian from the 80s who used to act like John Wayne? He'd always say something like "here's a joke for you" while punching the air with the mic in his hand, and he always talked about how he picked up women by licking his eyebrow when he first stepped into a bar. He was dirty as . Another one of his jokes went something like... "How do you know when you're eating good pussy? ... When you come up and your face looks like a glazed donut."



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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Nah, it's not Dice. This guy was funny, but nowhere close to Dice. I remember the dude I'm thinking of wearing cowboy hats in some of his shows. , I wish I could figure out who this dude is.

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    SMOKIE SMOKIE!!!!!!!!!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=YW9_wlfiRJY

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    Nah, it's not Dice. This guy was funny, but nowhere close to Dice. I remember the dude I'm thinking of wearing cowboy hats in some of his shows. , I wish I could figure out who this dude is.

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    It was 1986 or 85 I had a joke I said at the comedy club off Dezevala rd about a Mc Donald's happy meal for child molesters,

    inside the bag was crotchless diaper. Another comic said Captain R wanted to buy it for 50.00 dollars. (the going rate back then) I said no, and he used it anyway.




    I said No because I thought it was to sick to use. Apparently I had never seen his show.

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    Kinison, Dangerfield, Clay

    The only ones where I've missed part of the show because I was laughing so freaking hard.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    That's not who I'm thinking of either. I know my descriptions are pretty vague though, and I don't expect anyone to know who I'm talking about. Thanks anyways though.

    Agreed with TPark on Dice. Funny bit of trivia about Dice: his Little Miss Muffet nursey rhyme ('Hey, what's in the bowl, ') was bit from a Parliament song. I think it was off their first album (Osmium).

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    Lewis Black is funny, but his repe ive "the president is dumb" gets old after the 900th time he says it.

    Yeah, we got it the first time, we laughed at the first example. Move on.

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    Eddie Izzard, Jim Gaffigan, Deray Davis, Dave Chappelle, and Katt Williams always crack me up.

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    Mitch Fatel can be humorous at times.

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    The definition of funny has really evolved. I think a good majority of the guys doing stand up now pretty much suck. I'm not saying old school is the way to go but the guys who really make a difference and truely define this generation of funny are the ones that can tell a story not a joke. Just like everything else the general public needs more.

    Guys like Rogan, Cook and necks are just plain aweful. Simpletons enjoy them for their lack of depth and with a guy like Rogan its a lack of passion and the ability to deliver in a believable manner. There are many others just like that and thats why the era is so watered down.

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    Lewis Black is funny, but his repe ive "the president is dumb" gets old after the 900th time he says it.

    Yeah, we got it the first time, we laughed at the first example. Move on.
    It never gets old

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    Bill Maher

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