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Did she smell like lard? It just seems that someone with tub o' lard furniture would smell like it.
You really had a thing for fat chicks, huh?
I thought you were just kidding about that .
Did she smell like lard? It just seems that someone with tub o' lard furniture would smell like it.
The story does fail. She was beyond disgusting and had 3 kids at the age of 17. I never saw the again.
Given her choice of home decor, that's really not terribly surprising.
Lard bucket decor = fat, disgusting skank
And here we were thinking it was all the random guys you blow.
That's exactly what she was. I should've known that when my friend told me she lived in the Chinatown projects of Robstown Texas.
Nothing like smelling bacon and fried chicken when having sex.
just ask Ash to pick some up for you when shes robbing houses on the souf side
I swear I heard this story before and now you're leaving out hte part where you banged her and her kid came up to you during the sex or something.
"Oh, give it to me you dirty !"
"Here comes the chorizo!"
* TAP TAP*
"Are you my daddy?"
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And I coulda sworn that was Jman.
Yeah that wasn't me. I've never had a child walk in on me during sex.
But have you had a child come out of her during sex?
That is some scary .
No, that would be the aids.
Well, in a way. But that's an entirely different story I don't wish to share.
That happened to my cousin once. He was ramming this chick doggy style and her kid walked in and stared in disbelief. The mom got mad and said to get out, my cousin said he kept hitting it and waved to the kid. Normally I would call BS on this but they are both from the valley and those valley hood rats are the worst.
^^^^^^^^^^
This is eerily familiar.
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