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His tears cure aids as well.
His tears cure aids as well.
too bad james gist never cries...
james gist actually died five years ago, but the grim reaper is too afraid to come get him.
James Gist can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
When I am mad I say I am gist, not piss
James Gist lost his virginity before his father.
James Gist invented the Japanese
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as James Gist.
Only fools climb Mount Everest. James Gist leaps over Mount Everest.
I posted this in the other Gist thread yesterday afternoon. I think it was before the Gist facts started in this thread.
James Gist sacked Rome with his left bicep.
The fire department uses Gist to get kittens out of trees.
When you step on a crack it's Gist who breaks your Mama's back.
James Gist can eat one chip.
James Gist is not in the Hall of Fame...
Someday, when the human mind can conceive of a structure worthy of the greatness that is James Gist, he may allow himself to be inducted. Until that time...he is content with every place he walks becoming a shrine. And after all...any place he is is a Hall of Fame.
James Gist doesn't do push-ups, he does Earth downs.
What does James Gist consider as a pregame warmup? Sleeping with ten different women.
That one is great,
James Gist doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If James Gist and Michael Jordan had a baby, it would be named James Gist Jr.
Would be great if it wasn't a rip-off of Chuck Norris Fact.That one is great,
James Gist is like a machine; instead of yelling out "and 1", he says it in binary.
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