The real "King James". We aren't worthy enough to say his last name.
G.i.s.t = Great Inventor of Spurs Talk
The real "King James". We aren't worthy enough to say his last name.
If James Gist raises his hand to your face in B**** Slap Mode your nose will instantly begin bleeding and your eyes will role in back of your head. Scary ain't it.
EA Sports refuses to even potentially add James Gist to the roster of the Spurs in the next addition of NBA Live for fear of what might happen to consoles around the world when the game is inserted.
They were willing to allow you to customly create a likeness of him, but recent studies have shown that attempting to do so causes facial melting to anyone viewing the screen at the time.....that wouldn't be to good for business.
Also: You cannot stop James Gist, nor can you hope to contain him....you're better off just getting the out of his way and trying not to get killed in the process.
James Gist does not do "not on the front page." Bump.
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"There is nothing to Fear, but Gist itself"
We once had a bachelor party for Gist. He ate the *entire* cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
James Gist played a pick up game in Cali yesterday.
James Gist picked up Cali in a game on yesterday.
James Gist is not McLovin. chicka chicka, yeah!
James Gist has just entered the Olympics... representing himself.
Wow, it is so not fair for other teams.
So, gold is a no brainer... who will win silver ?
What team will be destroyed by the Gist in Final ?
He is going for platinum. When he wins 10 events he gets a car, 20 he gets a house, 30 he gets a country. 50 events and he gets a diamond medal
Gist told Buford to get his ass in gear and get a free agent worth getting
If James Gist wasn't for real, Spurs fans would have to invent him.
Dude, I'd love to see the expression on Gists's face after he read this thread. He went from second round pick to King James who s Mammoth Tanks. He'd probbably wonder what we've all been smoking.
only the best, "Kali Gist":
Arguably the top sativa strain available today.
With 90% sativa genetices, Kali Gist grows into tall, running, classically sativa plants with very few leaves.
Gist was Einstein's math tutor
Gist doesn't have to read this thread. It automatically updates to his iPhone like anything that is said about him on the internet.
James Gist taught the Wright brothers how to fly.
Eyewitness accounts, as well as some reliable sources say that James Gist was the plane.
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