The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

probably so, meaning we'd decline a Howard-for-Johnson straight up trade and he'd end up going to the Spurs for Matt Bonner and a bag of pop rocks.

I sure hope so.

[The Third Man]

I had four rubik's cubes shoved up there one day on a bet with Mark Aguirre when a cocaine-frenzied Roy Tarpley burst into the locker room and punched me right in the solar plexis. I shat out all four cubes and damned if they didn't emerge solved....but that's nothing like the rim-rattling dunks and defensive plays you're gonna see this fall on Channel 21, your home for the Dallas Mavericks.

Nice reference to that Patton Oswalt bit about the Robert Evans promos for ESPN. Do you reckon Terry is going to spot Kidd, as well as at the two guard spot, or do you see Barea getting many minutes? What sort of match-up problems will the Mavs give other teams outside of Dirk?

[Biggems]

what does any of this matter? this team is not a contender as currently constructed.

We do have a first rounder this year, there's that. So are there any can't miss Oden/Durant types in the draft? If so, this might be a good year for Dirk to pull a David Robinson and spend the majority of the season in a suit doing funny commentary.

You are such an assclown. Robinson was actually hurt that year. He spend the 2nd half of his career playing with a jacked up back and 2 jacked up knees.....

Robinson isnt Shaq or Wade...he doesnt sit and tank just to tank. He is a soldier, a warrior. He is from the school of, if you can go, you go.......

Dirk on his best day, couldnt even lace DRobs Nikes

[confined]

You are such an assclown. Robinson was actually hurt that year. He spend the 2nd half of his career playing with a jacked up back and 2 jacked up knees.....

Robinson isnt Shaq or Wade...he doesnt sit and tank just to tank. He is a soldier, a warrior. He is from the school of, if you can go, you go.......

Dirk on his best day, couldnt even lace DRobs Nikes

Oh my god calm the down