That made it better!
James Gist is the only player to ever receive a 6-month-early invite to an all-star gala slam dunk compe ion. In it, he will be encouraged to perform mainly WINDMILL dunks in attempts to provide an alternative energy source to power the arena hosting the next All Star weekend.....heavy.
James Gist told Al Gore to invent the internet so he could be talked about on Spurstalk...
James Gist once ate the Bible while waterskiing.
James Gist approves of this comment.
James Gistini will play for Rome Basket Racing. He will feed the Italian populous with spaghetti made out of his cornrows.
no more gist
on his first tour around the country, gist will fix the leaning tower of pizza
it's Pisa
The only reason Gist is going to Italy is because he bought it. It is now known as Gistaly
Italy only looks like it is going to kick Sicily. James Gist's first order of business will be to finish the job and punt that er out of the Mediterranean. James Gist likes room to stretch his legs when goes swimming.
when James Gist steped on Italy, he said, "where's the other boot?"
James Gist is reading " How to rap(e) in Italian " - by Kobe Bryant
Last edited by lefty; 08-07-2008 at 11:08 PM.
james gist is on his way to italy to fulfill his destiny as...international player extraordinaire. man s will now be known as Gistolos.
...and now he may never see a Spurs uniform. I'd rather just see this thread go away.
Gist fixed the leaning tower of pisa
When all the NBA stars have learned that the Gist was leaving the USA for Italy, they understood that the real compe ion was there.
First, it was Lebron... then Kobe. And Tim and Chris and Dwight and Yao and all the others... except Shaq, Amare, Steve...
All were leaving the USA for Italy.
The new champions "of the world" were the ones who were winning the italian league, so the ones who were the Gist teammates.
Meanwhile, the Larry O'Brien NBA Championship Trophy was awarded to the new champions "of North America" : the not * Phoenix Suns.
Last edited by timaios; 08-07-2008 at 04:22 PM.
James is gonna eat spaghisti
I liked that one
I can no longer complimenet Gist until he plays a game in a Spurs uniform.
and this should put an end to this thread.... for now
Earl Boykins took a crap in his pants when he heard James Gist was headed to Italy.
G.I.S.T
Giving Italians Severe Trauma
With his...
Giant Industrial Sized Testicles
James Gist took a crap in his pants when he got to Italy...It was Boykins.
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