Rappin' Shaq Appreciation Thread

[GuerillaBlack]

Where the is Rappin Shaq'? I need more laughs.

This one had me rollin (I'll put in other people's replies so it makes sense):

References to that Shaq quote may never get old. That still got a chuckle out of me.

You damn right my don't get old
I'm a beast on tha mike, son, ya told
My good don't never go to waste
Yo Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!

That n*gga Kobe couldn't win it without me
His wack ass should be in jail like Tim Donaghy
I'm the one with four rings like my name is Tim Duncan
I'll pay a girl a million after she gives me a blumpkin

I would have gone with "I got my 4th ring before Tim Duncan"

Who the is this?
Commenting on me at 4:46
Plus one in the PM
I'm bout to have a BM

Homey you can't rap like me
I'm the big Shaq Diesel, can't you see
Don't try to critique my style, your words are a waste
Hey J.T. why don't you tell me how my ass taste

[E20]

His ass?

Delish. =D

[midgetonadonkey]

His rap was terrible.

How does my ass taste?

Only re ed people use that line to try to insult others.

[GuerillaBlack]

He only used that for the last lines. Rappin Shaq was pretty good. The best troll I've ever seen at any forum.

[midgetonadonkey]

He only used that for the last lines. Rappin Shaq was pretty good. The best troll I've ever seen at any forum.

You must not spend time at any forum. I know of at least 78 trolls better than Rappin' Shaq.

[GuerillaBlack]

You must not spend time at any forum. I know of at least 78 trolls better than Rappin' Shaq.

I guess I don't. Rappin Shaq was ing entertaining. I was rollin everytime he made a rap. I want to hear what he says about Artest + The Rockets.

[mommaDONEraisedaTHUG]

You must not spend time at any forum. I know of at least 78 trolls better than Rappin' Shaq.

are you drunk again?!!?!?!?!

[midgetonadonkey]

are you drunk again?!!?!?!?!

I wasn't drunk in the first place. I just know lame comedy when I see it.

[DPG21920]

Rappin Shaq is hilarious. I do not trust this midget on a donkey character.

[GuerillaBlack]

I wasn't drunk in the first place. I just know lame comedy when I see it.

You're lame.

Rappin Shaq' is funny as . I wish we knew who he really was.

[timvp]

Rappin' Shaq is pretty damn funny. I've laughed at a couple of the lines. Ignore midgetonadonkey, he thinks a quality troll is to post the same way under a different screen name and make innuendos about a squid inking people.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Rappin' Shaq is awesome.

[tp2021]

I appreciate Rappin' Shaq

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I believe in Rappin' Shaq.

[manufor3]

Go Rappin' Shaq!

[Findog]

Rappin' Shaq equals HOPE for America.

[tp2021]

Rappin' Shaq equals HOPE for America.

Rappin' Shaq: The Audacity of Dope.

Rhymes, that is.

[dirk4mvp]

Rappin' Shaq is pretty damn funny. I've laughed at a couple of the lines. Ignore midgetonadonkey, he thinks a quality troll is to post the same way under a different screen name and make innuendos about a squid inking people.

or wishing aids on someone's mother. that's always funny to that disgusting sack of .

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

or wishing aids on someone's mother. that's always funny to that disgusting sack of .

Don't forget wishing a fatal case of cancer on someone. I just don't want to see him written off as having a narrow repertoire.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Ignore midgetonadonkey, he thinks a quality troll is to post the same way under a different screen name and make innuendos about a squid inking people.

Midge, go ahead and name ten trolls at this time that are funnier. Rappin Shaq is the .

[Rappin' Shaq]

Much love in here for the Big Aristotle
Too bad little Midge had to act all macho
That wanna diss me? he's filled with hate
Like the pus in that big in zit on his face



Homey buy some Oxy and get that clear
meanwhile i'ma holla at your girl over here
After tossin' my salad, she'll kiss your face
Yo midgetonadonkey, tell me how my ass taste

[tlongII]

pwned.

[GuerillaBlack]

Rappin Shaq!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

DAmn is that Ranger 7 on your face?!?!?!?!

[stretch]

Rappin Shaq for President.