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  1. #126
    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    She's still bothering the piss out of me, so I don't think the door is completely shut. Or at least, she subconsciously doesn't think it is.

  2. #127
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    i guess you can post those nudes of her now, huh dirk4mvp?
    kick ass! It looks like I walked in the room at the right time! bust them out on the table , right here

  3. #128
    Blow hole! dickface's Avatar
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    She's still bothering the piss out of me, so I don't think the door is completely shut. Or at least, she subconsciously doesn't think it is.
    then finish the job and shut the door.

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    She's still bothering the piss out of me, so I don't think the door is completely shut. Or at least, she subconsciously doesn't think it is.
    So do you want to get back with her or not?

  5. #130
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    i guess you can post those nudes of her now, huh dirk4mvp?

    There'd be some way she'd find out. Maybe if it was some stupid broad.

  6. #131
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    She's still bothering the piss out of me, so I don't think the door is completely shut. Or at least, she subconsciously doesn't think it is.
    it is shut and you will look like a fool if you go knocking.

  7. #132
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    So do you want to get back with her or not?
    idk. i'd imagine if i got a whiff of her ass, I'd come crawling right in it.

  8. #133
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    There'd be some way she'd find out. Maybe if it was some stupid broad.
    I'd like to say some words that have been passed down for generations and generations. back to the ming dynasty I believe. It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

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    There'd be some way she'd find out. Maybe if it was some stupid broad.
    true, if she's f'ing with your myspace then it's feasible she could check spurstalk... I say it though, the bridge has been burned and you've got to get back at her for snooping

  10. #135
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    where are the cliff notes to this?

  11. #136
    You down wit' O.C.D.? Borosai's Avatar
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    Am I late? it, I'm not reading the whole thread.

    The following is speculation: In my extensive and limited experience with evil-doers (also referred to as "women" in certain square circles), I'd say she was completely serious about leaving you. At the same time, she still wanted to feel a level of control or influence over you. So when she checked your phone for signs of the mutt going astray, she got jealous and blew up. That's all. She's not interested, she just wants to know how ed up you are over losing her (which she can observe as a friend, until she gets bored).

    My advice: Masturbate until your is crooked.

  12. #137
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    Just pump yourself up by listening to this song over and over, break off all communication with that women, and then go out tonight and find someone else. You can impress the new girl with the dance moves you learned from the video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfnVVIspY_s
    Last edited by dickface; 08-12-2008 at 01:13 PM.

  13. #138
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    just tell her the text chick wants a threesome, and you didn't know how to bring it up.

  14. #139
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    Everyone is telling this kid the same thing. He knows what he needs to do. If he cant be man enough to help himself then why keep bothering with his sob story?

    Man up, grow a ing pair and tell her to off already! Quit being a pussy and DO IT!

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    just tell her the text chick wants a threesome, and you didn't know how to bring it up.
    i cant possibly see how this would go wrong. good idea

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    i cant possibly see how this would go wrong. good idea
    here here

  17. #142
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    ..i'm actually trying to close the door, but she won't let me.

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    where are the cliff notes to this?
    1) The OP is pussy whipped and his ex still has his balls planted firmly at the bottom of her purse.

    or

    2) The OP was really bored and decided to go fishing with the ol' "My GF dumped me and I don't know what to do" bait.

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    1) The OP is pussy whipped and his ex still has his balls planted firmly at the bottom of her purse.

    or

    2) The OP was really bored and decided to go fishing with the ol' "My GF dumped me and I don't know what to do" bait.

    The old PW'd. I wasn't aware that this still happens. Flip the script and DW her!

  20. #145
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    ..i'm actually trying to close the door, but she won't let me.
    just stop already ...
    Midge knows some chicks that will lick your ass after the green apple splatters. so he can hook you up

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    Everyone is telling this kid the same thing. He knows what he needs to do. If he cant be man enough to help himself then why keep bothering with his sob story?

    Man up, grow a ing pair and tell her to off already! Quit being a pussy and DO IT!
    I am caught between this and the threesome idea.

  22. #147
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    You can act like a man!!


  23. #148
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    I am caught between this and the threesome idea.
    I have to admit, that is a win-win situation. If she flips out and stops calling, well then there you go!

    If she agrees, well then..... there you go!

  24. #149
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    Man Dirk, what you need right about now is 3 stiff martinis & some porno. Forget about the hoe. In fact she seems like the ideal g.f. for my daughters ex. Give me her #


    Oh and to all the great advice the guys in ST gave. I am impressed!!!

    MM, SW, & Stretch(?) you deserve a , also, but we know we're the ladies in the know
    Last edited by marini martini; 08-12-2008 at 01:51 PM.

  25. #150
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    I have to admit, that is a win-win situation. If she flips out and stops calling, well then there you go!

    If she agrees, well then..... there you go!
    Then it's settled! 3some it is!

    All agreed?!

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