**Official** 2008 Houston Texans Season Thread

[ATRAIN]

yea.. wth was jacoby doing on that punt return???

Anderson is not flashy but very dependable. Our wide reciever unit is real nice this year.

Slaton's speed looked real nice, just hope his game carries over to NFL. Our RB situation is a mess. AHman "glass man" green is a paycheck collector, put him in jail.

Our kicker is badass.

Demeco did well.


Game 1 Recap:

Jacoby was trying to hard to be a playmaker like last year, hopefully this will calm him down.

[Spuradicator]

Jacoby was trying to hard to be a playmaker like last year, hopefully this will calm him down.

Playmaker? UdokaDynasty, since when has Jacoby Jones been a playmaker. He's not even a starting WR on your team. Randy Moss, T.O., Fitzgerald, Braylon Edwards, Reggie Wayne, Chad, Johnson, Andre Johnson, those are playmakers. The kid has nice potential to be a productive WR in the league, but don't call him a playmaker when he's not one. Come on.

And since I already know you will try to counter with his punt return ability, he is just an above average punt returner, again not a playmaker like Hester, Cribbs, or Roscoe Parrish. Again, he has great potential, don't go creaming your panties just yet.

Im just sayin.

[ATRAIN]

Playmaker? UdokaDynasty, since when has Jacoby Jones been a playmaker. He's not even a starting WR on your team. Randy Moss, T.O., Fitzgerald, Braylon Edwards, Reggie Wayne, Chad, Johnson, Andre Johnson, those are playmakers. The kid has nice potential to be a productive WR in the league, but don't call him a playmaker when he's not one. Come on.

And since I already know you will try to counter with his punt return ability, he is just an above average punt returner, again not a playmaker like Hester, Cribbs, or Roscoe Parrish. Again, he has great potential, don't go creaming your panties just yet.

Im just sayin.

First off get the out of my thread and go talk to yourself in a ans thread. I didnt say he was a playmaker I was saying he is trying to be a playmaker like he tried last year to be a playmaker and he got hurt. His only upside so far has been from returning punts and thats where he coughed up the ball again. Seriously im not going to let you suck my stop following me around like a lil boy in mexico trying to spit shine my shoes and sell me chicklets.

[Spuradicator]

First off get the out of my thread and go talk to yourself in a ans thread. I didnt say he was a playmaker I was saying he is trying to be a playmaker like he tried last year to be a playmaker and he got hurt. His only upside so far has been from returning punts and thats where he coughed up the ball again. Seriously im not going to let you suck my stop following me around like a lil boy in mexico trying to spit shine my shoes and sell me chicklets.

Soooooooooooo, you're saying I can't comment or contribute here in this thread?

All I did was merely correct your assessment. Jeez UdokaDynasty. Lighten up!

[ATRAIN]

Soooooooooooo, you're saying I can't comment or contribute here in this thread?

All I did was merely correct your assessment. Jeez UdokaDynasty. Lighten up!

You didnt correct you basically read what I was saying wrong. LOL its funny you keep calling me that. If you actually knew me you would know if I made a dynasty troll it wouldn't be Udoka. So when does your high school start up school again?

[Spuradicator]

You didnt correct you basically read what I was saying wrong. LOL its funny you keep calling me that. If you actually knew me you would know if I made a dynasty troll it wouldn't be Udoka. So when does your high school start up school again?

No, you lucked out that the wording could be taken in two contexts. I'll let you have that one because Im kind UdokaDynasty

[ATRAIN]

No, you lucked out that the wording could be taken in two contexts. I'll let you have that one because Im kind UdokaDynasty

NO like the head that you are you read what you wanted to read. Like I said no one cares what a fan says in a Texans thread, dont let the door hit you on your way out.

[Spuradicator]

dont let the door hit you on your way out.

I've only heard old women say that

[InRareForm]

I sure hope our red zone offense also improves greatly.

[ATRAIN]

I sure hope our red zone offense also improves greatly.

Yeah im not to worried, I think they were just trying things out. Once we figure out who will be running the ball, we will be ok.

[InRareForm]

I am ready for more of this, this season ^

[TheSanityAnnex]

Is this the thread where the guy who thinks the Texans will have a bette record than the Chargers hangs out? That guy owes me $50.

[GuerillaBlack]

Texans better record than the Chargers? WTF?! I'm a full 100% Texans fan, but that isn't happening.

[ATRAIN]

Is this the thread where the guy who thinks the Texans will have a bette record than the Chargers hangs out? That guy owes me $50.

LOL yes he comes by from time to time. You guys bet 50? I thought it was just a sig bet?

[LocosPorJuana]

The first team offense looked unguardable, and Matt Schaub just kept picking at jason david. Then again, breese did the same with reeves =/ Very entertaining game for a preseason game. On jacoby, his fumbling woes continued. His biggest problem is that he suffers from the T.O syndrome.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah great game last night, All our WR's are pretty damn good. I think JJ is going to lose his 4th spot to Anderson if he hasnt already. Also I think we should use Andre Davis in PR and as our main KR guy.

[J.T.]

Yeah great game last night, All our WR's are pretty damn good. I think JJ is going to lose his 4th spot to Anderson if he hasnt already. Also I think we should use Andre Davis in PR and as our main KR guy.

What bar are we watching the October 5th game at again?

You should come to my apartment with a case of High Life for the November game so we can block my new roommates from watching their Cowboys. I don't know if they'll be Cowboys fans, but the office put a note in my mailbox with their names and numbers and they're all 254 prefixes so... yay for living with re Cowboys and Mavs fans for the next year.

[GuerillaBlack]

Yeah great game last night, All our WR's are pretty damn good. I think JJ is going to lose his 4th spot to Anderson if he hasnt already. Also I think we should use Andre Davis in PR and as our main KR guy.

I wouldn't. Keep Andre Davis at KR. No need to put him in at PR. I think Jacoby will get his together soon enough. He's already on the "bubble" according to Kubiak.

[j-6]

What bar are we watching the October 5th game at again?

You should come to my apartment with a case of High Life for the November game so we can block my new roommates from watching their Cowboys. I don't know if they'll be Cowboys fans, but the office put a note in my mailbox with their names and numbers and they're all 254 prefixes so... yay for living with re Cowboys and Mavs fans for the next year.

254 is Waco / Killeen, so you might get some Army guys (or dependents) with different allegiances.

[LocosPorJuana]

wow.. slaton is going to get the start against the evil cowboys on friday. =)
When he got that block, that allowed his qb to complete a play, that's when kubiak said the kid is ready.

[ATRAIN]

wow.. slaton is going to get the start against the evil cowboys on friday. =)
When he got that block, that allowed his qb to complete a play, that's when kubiak said the kid is ready.

Slaton has some big play potential from what I saw, he looks like he can hit a hole and make a defense pay. Aints def isnt that good though and he was hitting up a 2nd string def. at that so let see how he does against the Cowboys on sat.

[ATRAIN]

What bar are we watching the October 5th game at again?

You should come to my apartment with a case of High Life for the November game so we can block my new roommates from watching their Cowboys. I don't know if they'll be Cowboys fans, but the office put a note in my mailbox with their names and numbers and they're all 254 prefixes so... yay for living with re Cowboys and Mavs fans for the next year.

Its up to you J, I guess we we talk more about it as it gets closer. Hey J, want to hit up 3rd base for opening day. Im sure there will be some Colts fans there. Wait I just checked and you guys got a prime time slot. Well we can do week 2 you guys got a early game and we have a afternoon game. Its up to you if you want to come out week 1 I might hit up 3rd base afterall.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not going to get excited about anything because it's only preseason.

The one thing I am excited about though is Slaton. He is going to eventually be a solid back.

And I say this again like I've said for a long time...

Jacque Reeves!

[J.T.]

Its up to you J, I guess we we talk more about it as it gets closer. Hey J, want to hit up 3rd base for opening day. Im sure there will be some Colts fans there. Wait I just checked and you guys got a prime time slot. Well we can do week 2 you guys got a early game and we have a afternoon game. Its up to you if you want to come out week 1 I might hit up 3rd base afterall.

Dude I am down to get drunk and watch football every Sunday. Except on the Colts bye week... usually on that week I sit in the closet with the lights off and cry all day because I don't get to jerk off to Peyton Manning that week. Whatever you want to do, it'll be more fun than watching football with the guys I usually watch with and having to listen to them go on about how Tony Romo is the son of Jesus Christ and Joe Montana.

[Findog]

Slaton is still available in one of my leagues. Is he worth picking up? Ahman Green and Chris Brown are both turds.